Nothing helps one cope with trauma like posing ther action figures in sexual positions and winning a FREE GAME…
With the closure of GamesRadar forums this week, many of us have lost the place we originally met and hung out with in for somewhere around five years. So, in an attempt to celebrate something both old and new, Laser Time is kicking of SEX TOY STORY 2012! Far more than a terrible idea for a MadTV sketch, this is a tribute to the community who threw maturity to the wind and entered in a contest I ran almost two years ago and still, try as I might, cannot stop laughing about… wanna play? You could win A GAME OF YOUR CHOICE. Here’s what an entry looks like:
Pic by yoyoguy, Hero of PG Porn
HOW TO WIN IN 4 SIMPLE STEPS:
-Sign up for a Laser Time Forum profile
-Take a picture of your action figures fucking
-Post said picture in the “appropriate” thread
-Laugh like no one’s watching (they really won’t be)
Almost nothing makes me laugh more than this picture from iJizzLots
We’ll post the best ones in an article once the contest concludes. (Game must be $60 or less on Amazon. No Special Editions, eBay purchases, or fucking Steel Battalion!) Let the examples posted on this page inspire you to take home the prize. All we ask is that you try and keep nudity, Hitler pics, and references to the 1989 Challenger disaster to an absolute minimum.
If I’m not mistaken, this is all Dan Amrich’s fault
GOOD LUCK!
I am so so glad to see this return. One of my favorite things GR ever did.
IT’S ON LIKE DATE RAPE
gotta top my entry “NINTENDOSIXTYFORGY” from last time
I don’t have any action figures with me, but I can’t wait to see what everyone does.
Awesomz.
It shall be done.
can we post more then one pic? as someone who has well over 100 action figures ive got a few ideas, at a msic store where i used to work my boss and myself used to keep a good chunk of our collection in the bank room and i would often leave an orgy of toys screwing on the nightly paper work for the person opening the nextt morning to walk in on… i had a lot of free time there
ACTION FIGURE CENTIPEDE
I will never not laugh at those black-costume Spideys doin’ it.
OOOOoooooooohhhh Mr Data
CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA
I was on a cross-country flight when they were talking about the sensual Mr. Data. I couldn’t stop laughing, and the old couple sitting next to me did not approve.
I know what I’ll be spending all of today doing!
How nsfw can this get?
I have the same keyboard in the 2nd pic with the spartans. Just felt like everybody should know this.
Wow this is fantastic! I need to find me some toys lol.
Is there any sort of time limit for this? There’s a figure I really want to use that’s at my other parent’s house…
Are we allowed multiple entries or just one
Hulk’s face is priceless lol.
What? The forums closed down? Damn and I just moved out and left all my toys back home.
I could maybe place the cleaning supplies suggestively….oh god why did I grow up?
Brett cried all night
Brett does not approve.
buuuuuut iiiiiiiiiii doooooooo
Time to get on my creative side!
Dammit I don’t have any toys! 🙁
…I approve
Is there an official end date?
God dammit
Oh my lack of toys 🙁 Some great entries in the forum thread though :D. Poor Brett, I know you don’t like to see toys getting it on lol.
This shit is TOO FUCKING FUNNY!!!
oh man, so excited to make some action figures fuck! donald duck get ready for your close up