We asked for it, you delivered. So, let’s have everyone gather around the Winner’s Circle…
Our Sex Toy Story 2012 contest was a resounding success! Before we get to our Grand Prize Winrar, we’re going to take a moment to highlight some of our faves!
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Throbbing Towers
Ezio assembles the Autobots
They both look so happy
Awesome! Batman5273 got his kid in the pic!
Cause for celebration
Pikachu chooses Jack Skellington
Dr. Manhattan gives hulk the red ass
Why would Disney build a Simba toy that’s doing the mammalian presenting pose?!
A deleted scene from Kill Bill Volume 1
Now THIS is a party!
Luc Cage gives Catwoman a Woody
Believe it or not, this he paid these guys $300 bucks to do this
Gundams pull off a very difficult Cross-69
DS Lites up the night!
Robot Romance
There’s a snake in my…
Lard Lad making Anakin eat it
Mega sex by candlelight
Master Chief twists an Assassin’s nips
Deviance from Japan
Spidey sensitivity
Dhalsim monster hunts successfully
Iron Man watches on as R2D2 probes C-3PO
Special thanks to all Sex Toy Story 2012 nominees! You didn’t win the free game of your choice, but really, it’s an honor just to be on Laser Time. Click on over to the next page to see the GRAND PRIZE WINRAR!
awsome where to start.. 1st of all thank you for picking me as the winner 2nd i gotta give some of the credit to my friend who is the one i talked into getting raped by rocksteady in the picture, not me. Ill more then likley pick a game for myself and him to play online together since i recently moved abot an hour and a half away. um if you want my contact info you can throw me a direct message on twitter ( @guitarcreepshow ) or we can do it how ever you want just let me know. Again thanks so much
Hurray! You’d better get uncharted 3. I didn’t take rocksteady’s peanut sized dick in my ass for nothing. Also there should be a thread for putting up your entire collection. I’d love to compare with everyone else. Or a thread about the toys from your childhood you wish you still had.
When I saw the pic of him laying on the ground in the forums.. I knew that would win it..great job everyone! I am glad you all know all your sexual positions
Fuck, as recent as the original was, this brings back memories. I remember listening to the episode of TDar where this whole thing was started back in the summer of 2010, when I was trying to sell my old gamecube.
If someone threw me a bone for taking a bone I wouldn’t refuse it. Just a t-shirt or something…I’d rock it so hard…mostly all my toys anyways…*sniff* No for real just wanted to say congrats to my best buddy. I can’t believe these pics actually won. Our years of placing childhood toys in compromising positions finally paid off. Your girlfriend must totally get it now right? Making toys fuck is finally paying the bills!
some of them were your toys the best ones are mine, and if by rock it so hard you mean placed a top your rock hard pecs then yes that shirt would totaly be rocked hard, and no my girlfriend will never get the art of toys but oh well
a winner is him
Please do more stupidly creative reasons to get the community involved! I love it. My friends, the love it love it!
Look at all those…….. “toys”
Little did we know that the kid was the one who actually positioned the toys that way
awsome where to start.. 1st of all thank you for picking me as the winner 2nd i gotta give some of the credit to my friend who is the one i talked into getting raped by rocksteady in the picture, not me. Ill more then likley pick a game for myself and him to play online together since i recently moved abot an hour and a half away. um if you want my contact info you can throw me a direct message on twitter ( @guitarcreepshow ) or we can do it how ever you want just let me know. Again thanks so much
ps that friend being Tittybutthole here on the forums, classy name man
These are all so great, the Freddy Mercury pose, the look on batmans face, the simba pose.
This is beautiful
Ah God this is funny. you should do things like this more often.
Those Gundam ones are always the best. They just look so into it
Hurray! You’d better get uncharted 3. I didn’t take rocksteady’s peanut sized dick in my ass for nothing. Also there should be a thread for putting up your entire collection. I’d love to compare with everyone else. Or a thread about the toys from your childhood you wish you still had.
The contest may be over, but the Sex Toy Story thread must continue.
Is it bad that I’m a little hard watching the Toy rape? If it’s wrong, then I don’t want to be right.
When I saw the pic of him laying on the ground in the forums.. I knew that would win it..great job everyone! I am glad you all know all your sexual positions
Well fuck, last time I show enthusiasm for your contests.
I hope some of the phrases get brought up in google search.
Congratulations guitarcreepshow! – Man I thought that was awesome.
Fuck, as recent as the original was, this brings back memories. I remember listening to the episode of TDar where this whole thing was started back in the summer of 2010, when I was trying to sell my old gamecube.
Haha I remember that 😀
If someone threw me a bone for taking a bone I wouldn’t refuse it. Just a t-shirt or something…I’d rock it so hard…mostly all my toys anyways…*sniff* No for real just wanted to say congrats to my best buddy. I can’t believe these pics actually won. Our years of placing childhood toys in compromising positions finally paid off. Your girlfriend must totally get it now right? Making toys fuck is finally paying the bills!
some of them were your toys the best ones are mine, and if by rock it so hard you mean placed a top your rock hard pecs then yes that shirt would totaly be rocked hard, and no my girlfriend will never get the art of toys but oh well
Awesome job haha, grats to all the people who still collect action figures 😀
I’ve actually been doing this for years, and have done a much better job of it.
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