Best new Amazon releases for May 1st – Cheap Bundle Edition

Shop the week’s new stuff and learn how to grt free bonuses and cash back on upcoming video game preorders.

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Tera Online
I know very little about this game other than that my boys from PC Gamer have been rocking it in beta for some time and enjoying it quite a bit. If you’re still purchasing retail versions of online PC game, don’t you do us a solid and do it through Laser Time?! Also available in a premium Collector’s Edition!


Men in Black
I know this one’s easy to hate on, especially if you remember it more for Will Smith’s song than the content of the movie itself. But I swear, it still works for me. Alien conspiracies, Tommy Lee Jones is in top TLJ form, and yeah, Will Smith is fucking funny in it. Sorry. Although, I certianly do wonder if the effects work hold up… Anyhoo, this and Men in Black II are being rereleased on Blu-ray this week, and they both come at a fair price with Ultraviolet copies and a free ticket to the new movie.

Sniper Elite v2  360  |  PS3
If you’re looking for a sniper-focused game that let’s you shoot the balls off your enemy, look no further than this budget title. My buddy Tyler Wilde shows you how!



The Tim Burton Collection (7 movies)
Like most discerning film fans, I don’t have many kind words to say about the constant, tired remakery of Tim Burton, nor the release of his Dark Shadows that this set is no doubt meant to coincide with. However, if you can ignore that Willy Wonka square in the center, this contains all of Tim Burton’s best work (outside of Edward Scissorhands?) Pee-wee’s Big Adventure, Batman, Batman Returns, Bettlejuice, Mars Attacks! and two film I care very little for, all for less than $7 a pop. Not too shabby.

Mortal Kombat (PlayStation Vita)
Now here’s a port I can get behind! It’s basically what you got on consoles, with the added content that trickled out via DLC, and tons of Vita-exclusive content – including 150 extra mission to the Challenge Tower – for a lower price! Mortal Kombat’s had it rough on handhelds, but this looks to be the one that’s finally done it right while still taking advantage of the new platform’s features. Kudos to Warner Bros. and NetherRealm… Ah shit, Kudos already starts with a K!

I’m not sure if my opinion’s been marred by repeat HBO viewings as a teenager, but this always feels like the perfect teen movie to me. I was hardly a rich, spoiled socialite, but the conflicts, skateboarding, ska bands and naivity certainly mirror my own high school idiocy. Lots of great performances, and I find it ironic that almost the entire cast other than Alicia Silverstone all went on to become recognizable stars.


You think I was kidding about the cheap ass bundles this week?! That Tim Burton Set above is hardly the only thing to by in bulk. Looks as if someone finally realized ancient movies aren’t necessarily worth full price in HD. TAKE ADVANTAGE!









UPCOMING VIDEO GAME AMAZON BONUSES – Pre-order and support Laser Time

Listed in order of release date

Tera Online  
-Pre-order for beta access, early access to live servers (3 days before launch), and in-game bonus items (Level 10 City Wheel Earrings, Level 35 Seren’s Sand Ring, and Armored Pinto in-game mount)
Game of Thrones Art Book Bundle  360  |  PS3  
-FREE Game of Thrones: Visuals from the RPG art book that offers sixty-four full color pages of sketches, renders, photos, game developer commentary, and other rare materials
Max Payne 3  360  |  PS3  |  PC
Max Payne 3: Special Edition  360  |  PS3  |  PC  

-FREE Deadly Force Burst mulitplayer damage upgrade
-Pre-order before Apr. 15th for FREE Pill Bottle painkiller upgrade
Resistance: Burning Skies  *NEW*
-FREE with pre-order Multiplayer Booster to start your character at level 5
-FREE 3 Avatars, including RileyEllie, and a fearsome Chimera.
Dragon’s Dogma  360  |  PS3  
-FREE Weapons Upgrade Pack featuring an Iron Sword, a Criteria, and a Wooden Staff
-FREE Resident Evil 6 demo
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon: Future Soldier  360  |  PS3
-$10 in-store credit
-EXCLUSIVE Drilling Ship Co-Op Map
Darksiders II  360  |  PS3  |  PC  
-Pre-order for FREE “Arguls Tomb” playable dungeon expansion
-FREE Deadly Despair Pack, a speed booster for your mount
Lollipop Chainsaw  360  |  PS3  
-Pre-order to add Juliet to your pinup collection and pop cherries with Rockabilly
The Secret World  *NEW*
-Early game access, plus special beta access with pre-order
-FREE Loyal Pet Hound (offers protection and XP boost)
Gravity Rush *NEW*
-FREE Military Costume DLC with pre-order
-FREE 4 Extra Missions, which include 2 Side Missions and 2 Challenge Missions
Silent Hill: Downpour  360  | PS3
-$10 in-store credit
Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor  *NEW*
-FREE Carbon Assassin Armory, which includes Savannah Armor and Storm Armor with pre-order
Theatrhythm: Final Fantasy  *NEW*
-FREE gripped stylus and 17 stickers with pre-order
Sleeping Dogs  360  |  PS3  *NEW*
FREE Martial Arts Pack, with Shaolin Showdown mission, Shaolin Warrior outfit (with increased striking damage), Bonus Triad XP points, and Wing Chun decoration for your safe house with pre-order
Borderlands 2  360  |  PS3  |  PC
-$10 in-store credit
Resident Evil 6  360  |  PS3  *NEW*
-Pre-order for FREE Exclusive Mercenaries stage – The High Seas Fortress 
Assassin’s Creed III  360  |  PS3  
-EXCLUSIVE: FREE Steelbook Case upgrade with art by Alex Ross
Hitman: Absolution  360  |  PS3  *NEW*
-FREE Bartoli Custom Pistol, with built-in, high-spec sight and silencer to give excellent accuracy and an extremely high rate of fire with pre-order






8 thoughts on “Best new Amazon releases for May 1st – Cheap Bundle Edition

  1. So you like those horrible batman film but dont like Corpse Bride
    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, for shame antista.
    Cant watch Mars attacks, cant stand to see michael j fox disintegrated again.

  2. Maybe I’m in the minority but I really dislike most TB movies and Johnny Depp for that matter. Then again I LOVE CLUELESS! So really, we all have our tastes.

    1. Oh dont get me wrong I hate the one note director but some good stuff comes from him, the only bad thing is its all the same flavor and of course the crap.
      I find his relationship with depp disturbing and have no doubt he has watched depp fuck his wife.

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