New Amazon Releases for November- BlOps 2, BRO

You like new stuff, right? How about preorder bonuses? Maybe you’re a fan of free money? Don’t be silly, of course you are.

It’s like, wicked easy to keep us afloat. We’ve got some convenient donate buttons and there are some pretty rad things in our store. Both of those will give us the funds we need to keep going. However, if you’re a nudist who hates just giving your hard-earned nudist money away  (here at Laser Time we don’t judge your weird life choices) we’ve compiled these handy dandy Amazon links. All you have to do is click on the links below or to the right and anything you buy on Amazon after that will kick a little commission our way. You don’t have to buy anything we tell you about, you just need to buy something on the site. Say you click the link for The Expendables 2 and then realize you need to buy a new poncho. As long as you are still in the same session we’ll see a little of that poncho money. And if you’re interested in that free money we mentioned before, all you have to do is leave a comment on this article and you could win a $20 Amazon Gift Card. Simple as that.


Call of Duty: Black Ops 2  360  |  PS3  |  Wii U
That’s right. It’s CoD: BlOps time. Time for me to power through the campaign in one sitting before getting my ass thoroughly trounced in multiplayer by twelve year-olds shouting obscenities about my mother. Can’t we all just get along? If you order Black Ops 2 through Amazon you’ll also get a free download for Raul Menendez’s backstory, The Rightful King, on Kindle or the free Kindle reading app. Because all Call of Duty fans just really want to dig into that story.


The Expendables 2
Explosions, car chases, every action movie star you’ve ever cared about (and some you don’t), and even more explosions- all packed into one 80s-esque flick about… I don’t know. Guns and getting old or something like that. I was waiting for the Blu-ray before I checked out this particular flick. I want to see every creepy vein in Sly Stalone’s arms.


New Super Mario Bros.  U
Though out of stock as I write this, if you order New Super Mario Bros. U now Amazon will get it out as soon as they have some in stock. Maybe I shouldn’t have waited so long to hop on the Wii U bandwagon.

 

 


Tarantino XX 8-Film Collection
This is literally everything I’ve ever wanted in life. Just in time for the holidays the world has been gifted with a Blu-ray collection to top all Blu-ray collections. It’s got Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, both Kill Bills, True Romance, Jackie Brown, Inglourious Basterds, and Death Proof. All the movies I’ve loved since childhood. Yeah, I had a very weird childhood. I’m gonna need to marathon all of these if I’m going to be ready for Django Unchained.


LEGO Lord of the Rings  360  |  PS3  
It’s cute fun for the whole family to enjoy. Playing it solo has tons of value too. Have kids you want to punish? Just play this in front of them. Suck on that, stupid kids. Frodo and I are best friends now and you get to just sit in the corner and cry.

 


Attitude Era
I’ve been informed some of you people are into wrestling. To each his or her own, I guess. Here. Have a Blu-ray about… Attitude? What does ‘Attitude Era’ even mean? Maybe Dave and Henry can tell me all about this movie on the next episode of Cheap Popcast.

 


PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
If you’ve ever wanted to see who would win in a fight between renowned thieves, Nathan Drake (treasure hunter is just a fancy way of saying ‘guy who steals old stuff’) or Sly Cooper, now you can. Maybe you just want to play it so you can say Super Smash Bros. is better. That’s fine too. Buy Battle Royale and then leave a comment below about what a ripoff it is. Just make sure you buy it via the Laser Time link.


Game of Thrones: The Complete First Season Collector’s Edition
If you haven’t already gotten into this crazy show (or the books, but who reads anymore?) now is your chance. The super special Blu-ray Collector’s Edition has all kinds of bonus features and it comes with your very own dragon egg paperweight. You’ll also get the first episode of season 2 so you can get hooked before they release the Collector’s Edition for that too.


Scribblenauts Unlimited  Wii U  |  3DS
The Wii U is finally out, which means I can grab the new Scribblenauts and start living life the way it should be lived. If I want to ride around on a pregnant, metal T-Rex, who will tell me no? Not a single person, that’s who.

 


Hitman: Absolution  360  |  PS3
You guys have no idea how ready to kill everyone I am. Um, in Hitman: Absolution, of course. Actual murder is bad. Agent 47 is back and balder than ever (actually he’s just as bald) and this time he’s the one being hunted. Oh he’s still doing loads of killing, but being betrayed by everyone you ever knew tends to throw a wrench into your old lifestyle.

 


Adventure Time: Hey Ice King! Why’d You Steal Our Garbage?!
I know there’s a pretty big crossover between Laser Time Fans and Adventure Time fans. Available on the 3DS only is the first game based on the totally mathematical show. The Ice King is at his lechy old ways and has stolen Finn and Jake’s trash to build himself a Garbage Princess. That’s pretty gross, even for him.

A LITTLE OLDER


Assassin’s Creed 3
With the big Thanksgiving patch, now is the time to buy Assassin’s Creed 3. This year I hope to give thanks to no more game-breaking cliff dives and escort missions where the person you’re supposed to be escorting doesn’t just spin around in circles, though this did lead to a very deep and thoughtful story about Sam Adams that I scratched into my leg skin with a piece of sharpened plastic out of frustration.


WWE ’13
Again with the wrestling. *sigh* Come on people, if you like wrestling you’re probably gonna like this. Don’t make me talk about it. Again, Cheap Popcast!

 

 


Need for Speed: Most Wanted
I am all ABOUT this game. I loved Most Wanted the first time around but now these super hot supercars have taken over my life in a sexy, sexy way.

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Playstation All- Stars: Battle Royale
-Pre-order PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale and receive an exclusive set of costumes. This set includes additional costumes for Kratos, Fat Princess, PaRappa, Colonel Radec, Sweet Tooth, Sly Cooper, Nathan Drake, Big Daddy, Heihachi Mishima, and Toro Inoue
LEGO Lord of the Rings
-$10 in-store credit
WWE 13
-Pre-order WWE ’13 and get a free download of Pennywise’s new album, All or Nothing plus access to play as “Iron” Mike Tyson
Hitman: Absolution  360  |  PS3
-FREE Bartoli Custom Pistol, with built-in, high-spec sight and silencer to give excellent accuracy and an extremely high rate of fire with pre-order
Far Cry 3   360  |  PS3
-Amazon-exclusive ‘Warrior Pack’
-$20 Amazon Instant Video Credit
Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse
– Pre-order Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse and unlock Evil Stewie and Evil Mayor West costumes
DmC: Devil May Cry  360  |  PS3
– ‘Bone Weapons Pack‘ and orb harvester character perk
BioShock Infinite
-Pre-order for access to Industrial Revolution, the Infinite themed, flash-based puzzle game
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance 
-Receive “Inferno Armor” for Raiden FREE and an increase in the maximum amount of throwing weapons such as grenades within his arsenal
God of War Ascension 
Pre-order and receive the Mythological Heroes Multiplayer Pack FREE
Dead Space 3  360  |  PS3 
-Pre-order for Limited Edition upgrade and two free suits and two free weapons
Gears of War: Judgment
-Pre-order for the Classic Hammerburst weapon and the Amazon-exclusive ‘Young Dom’ character skin for multiplayer

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38 thoughts on “New Amazon Releases for November- BlOps 2, BRO

  1. Buy Assassin’s Creed 3, y’all. It’s the tits. Ending is kinda meh but who cares, it’s lots of fun.

    I’m also super psyched about PS All Stars. I love Smash Bros and I want to support the SKillian because he’s great. Too bad he’ll likely never be on LaserTime again. 🙁

  2. That Tarantino Collection…. MMMM. Delicious. I’ve seen some of those movies, but not nearly enough of them. Maybe now is the time!

    Leave it to Adventure Time to produce an excellent-looking licensed game… That show is just magnificent.

  3. Spiffy, just getting ready to head home in a few days so I’ll be on Amazon buying Christmas presents then, must remember to click through here first!

  4. A couple of those games are going to be super-cheap Lightning Deals during Black Friday week. WWE ’13 will be 25 bones on Friday! Might have to pick a few games up for Christmas gifts. And of course I’ll buy ’em through Laser Time!

  5. Well it looks like it’s time to do some holiday shopping. And maybe pick up a thing or two for myself while I’m at it.

  6. Lego Lord of the Rings looks like the first Lego game I’ll actually buy since the first Lego Star Wars. Indiana Jones and Batman weren’t my thing as I felt they were just a re-skinned Lego Star Wars.

  7. Hmmm Wii U…to get or not to get…

    That Tarantino set looks pretty sweet. I was considering getting Pulp Fiction itself soon, but a full set would be much better!

  8. That Tarantino collection looks very sweet.
    Although I think they just repackaged all the Blu-Ray release into one collection and just added a bonus disk.

    Also, will Kill Bill ever have that release where they combine Vol 1 and Vol 2 into one single film? Or are they saving that for Kill Bill Vol 3?

  9. Between the Tarantino collection, Lego LOTR, Playstation All Stars, and the Game of Thrones Collectors edition there’s a lot to be excited about this week.

  10. Would love to pick up the new Hitman. Heard its now as good as Blood Money but still a big fan of the series. Not to mention you get to be a scarecrow running dudes through the body grinder, whats not to love?

  11. Is that Thanksgiving Patch out yet or do I really have to wait for Thanksgiving Day? I’m one squashed glitch away from a Platinum.

  12. The new Hitman game looks really tempting, but I’m still busy with Dishonored and Halo so I guess I’ll wait a bit. I think I need that Tarantino collection though.

  13. Been disappointed with all the AAA games of November so far. Good thing I also picked up Aura’s Wrath which is a damn fine “game”.

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