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It’s a slow week for new releases, but who cares? Click on any of these links and get started on shopping for the holidays. Don’t be like us and wait until the very last minute. Also, anything you buy on Amazon after clicking a Laser Time link (be it something we recommend or literally anything else on the site) will kick a little holiday gift back our way. Besides directly donating or buying something from our shop, this is the easiest way you can help us out. Share some holiday love and we’ll share some too. Leave a comment below and you could win a $20 Amazon Gift Card. So simple.
Men in Black 3
Yeah, Men in Black 3 isn’t technically out until November 30th, but I just KNOW you will all want to hop on this Blu-ray early. Aging Will Smith goes back in time and meets Josh Brolin. Whaaaat? I know, right? Crazy. Oh, and there are aliens and the fate of the planet is at stake and all this other stuff happens. Mostly the movie is just about how Smith is old. I think. That’s all I could pay attention to.
Movies about old-timey gangsters are my jam. So is Tom Hardy. Shia LaBeouf still gets on my nerves but annoyances aside he did a fine job in this film. Lawless is about two of America’s most famou bootlegger brothers during the Prohibition era AND Guy Pearce plays a semi-crazy fed. What’s not to love?
No one would go see ParaNorman with me when it was in theaters so obviously I’m gonna check it out on Blu-ray. I’m a sucker for animated movies and those shitty paranormal investigator shows on TV. Of course I would want to watch a movie about a boy who sees dead people. It’s like… A cute version of The Sixth Sense.
Grave of the Fireflies
Wanna spend your holidays weeping like a damn toddler? Sure you do. I don’t cry, but Grave of the Fireflies made me wibbly. Get ready to grab some tissues because this is perhaps one of the saddest animated movies I’ve ever seen. Plus, Studio Ghibli worked on it.
Step Up Revolution
It’s okay. I won’t tell anyone about your secret love of dance. It’s my secret love too. It has nothing to do with the fact that in every single one of these movies there’s a scene where for some reason these incredibly in-shape individuals are dancing in the rain or under broken fire sprinklers or whatever. Their clothes get all wet and tight….. But I swear I only watch the Step Up movies because I appreciate the dancers’ craft. Also the acting is just wonderful. A+
Ratchet & Clank: Full Frontal Assault
Other than a few downloadables there isn’t much coming out this week. To get you a little more excited for the ONE game that is coming out, for $19.99 you’ll get the PS3 version of Full Frontal Assault as well as a download for the Vita version. What a steal! Right? Right.
SAVE ON UPCOMING GAMES AND SUPPORT LASER TIME
Playstation All- Stars: Battle Royale
-Pre-order PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale and receive an exclusive set of costumes. This set includes additional costumes for Kratos, Fat Princess, PaRappa, Colonel Radec, Sweet Tooth, Sly Cooper, Nathan Drake, Big Daddy, Heihachi Mishima, and Toro Inoue
LEGO Lord of the Rings
-$10 in-store credit
-Pre-order WWE ’13 and get a free download of Pennywise’s new album, All or Nothing plus access to play as “Iron” Mike Tyson
Hitman: Absolution 360 | PS3
-FREE Bartoli Custom Pistol, with built-in, high-spec sight and silencer to give excellent accuracy and an extremely high rate of fire with pre-order
Far Cry 3 360 | PS3
-Amazon-exclusive ‘Warrior Pack’
-$20 Amazon Instant Video Credit
Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse
– Pre-order Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse and unlock Evil Stewie and Evil Mayor West costumes
DmC: Devil May Cry 360 | PS3
– ‘Bone Weapons Pack‘ and orb harvester character perk
-Pre-order for access to Industrial Revolution, the Infinite themed, flash-based puzzle game
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
-Receive “Inferno Armor” for Raiden FREE and an increase in the maximum amount of throwing weapons such as grenades within his arsenal
Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time *NEW*
-Pre-order to get a Para Glider Skin and Seal Team Murray
God of War Ascension
–Pre-order and receive the Mythological Heroes Multiplayer Pack FREE
Dead Space 3 360 | PS3
-Pre-order for Limited Edition upgrade and two free suits and two free weapons
Gears of War: Judgment
-Pre-order for the Classic Hammerburst weapon and the Amazon-exclusive ‘Young Dom’ character skin for multiplayer
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