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So it’s not a great week for new stuff. It’s the beginning of the year. You can’t really expect all the good stuff to come out right now. Aside from Ni No Kuni it’s pretty slim pickings but we just KNOW some of you got Amazon Gift Cards for the holidays. All we ask is that you buy stuff through our links. You don’t have to buy what we suggest. Anything you purchase after clicking the links below or to the right will kick some money our way. You can also help the site by donating or buying any of the lovely items in our store. We like to make things easy for you. We also like to give away money now and then. If you leave a comment on this article we might give you a $20 Amazon Gift Card. Aren’t we just the greatest?
This game is goddamn beautiful. If that’s your thing then get it now. If you hate being happy then maybe you should pass on Ni No Kuni. Studio Ghibli animation and Level 5’s RPG expertise come together to make a gorgeous baby.
Not only did this look like The Shield: The Movie, it even stars a former cast member (Army!) alongside Bubble Boy! I only have to hear two or three more good things about this film before I scoop it up sight unseen.
The only thought in my mind when I saw the first Death Race was “Fuck, I really hope they make two more of these that have the EXACT same plot as this one.” And by God, they did. Win the race, win your life. Again. For the third time.
BECAUSE THIS IS MURICAH. But seriously, guns are interesting and junk.
I’m gonna be honest with you. I’ve never seen this movie. It’s only on here because it has the best name ever. If I ever start a band I think I’ll call it The Sex Thieves. Or Rango Tango. Or Star Foxxy.
PRE-ORDER UPCOMING GAMES AND SUPPORT LASER TIME
-Pre-order for access to Industrial Revolution, the Infinite themed, flash-based puzzle game
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
-Receive “Inferno Armor” for Raiden FREE and an increase in the maximum amount of throwing weapons such as grenades within his arsenal
Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
-Pre-order to get a Para Glider Skin and Seal Team Murray
God of War Ascension
–Pre-order and receive the Mythological Heroes Multiplayer Pack FREE
Dead Space 3 360 | PS3
-Pre-order for Limited Edition upgrade and two free suits and two free weapons
Crysis 3 360 | PS3
– Pre-order and receive the limited Hunter Edition with day one multiplayer access to the predator bow, recon arrow, and more
– Free digital download for the original Crysis
Tomb Raider 360 | PS3
– Pre-order for the Amazon exclusive Final Hours Edition, which includes an art book, an in-game skin for Lara, and a digital copy of Geoff Keighley’s “The Final Hours of Tomb Raider” for the Kindle Fire
StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm
– Pre-order and get beta access
The Last of Us *NEW*
– Pre-order and receive the Sights and Sounds Pack
Gears of War: Judgment
-Pre-order for the Classic Hammerburst weapon and the Amazon-exclusive ‘Young Dom’ character skin for multiplayer
Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Blacklist 360 | PS3
– Receive the Upper Echelon Pack, which includes the Gold Glowing Goggles, the Upper Echelon Suit, and the Aral Sea Co-op Mission