Best New Amazon Releases for January 22

New stuff! Deals! Cool pre-orders! Boobs! All of these things (except the boobs) can be found here!

So it’s not a great week for new stuff. It’s the beginning of the year. You can’t really expect all the good stuff to come out right now. Aside from Ni No Kuni it’s pretty slim pickings but we just KNOW some of you got Amazon Gift Cards for the holidays. All we ask is that you buy stuff through our links. You don’t have to buy what we suggest. Anything you purchase after clicking the links below or to the right will kick some money our way. You can also help the site by donating or buying any of the lovely items in our store. We like to make things easy for you. We also like to give away money now and then. If you leave a comment on this article we might give you a $20 Amazon Gift Card. Aren’t we just the greatest?

Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch PS3

This game is goddamn beautiful. If that’s your thing then get it now. If you hate being happy then maybe you should pass on Ni No Kuni. Studio Ghibli animation and Level 5’s RPG expertise  come together to make a gorgeous baby.

End of Watch

Not only did this look like The Shield: The Movie, it even stars a former cast member (Army!) alongside Bubble Boy! I only have to hear two or three more good things about this film before I scoop it up sight unseen.


Death Race 3: Inferno

The only thought in my mind when I saw the first Death Race was “Fuck, I really hope they make two more of these that have the EXACT same plot as this one.” And by God, they did. Win the race, win your life. Again. For the third time.

Guns: The Evolution of Firearms

BECAUSE THIS IS MURICAH. But seriously, guns are interesting and junk.



The Sex Thief: Remastered Edition

I’m gonna be honest with you. I’ve never seen this movie. It’s only on here because it has the best name ever. If I ever start a band I think I’ll call it The Sex Thieves. Or Rango Tango. Or Star Foxxy.


Borderlands 2 $39.99
Far Cry 3 $34.99
Halo 4 $39.99
Need for Speed: Most Wanted $49.33
Final Fantasy XIII-2 Collector’s Edition $32.59


BioShock Infinite
-Pre-order for access to Industrial Revolution, the Infinite themed, flash-based puzzle game
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
-Receive “Inferno Armor” for Raiden FREE and an increase in the maximum amount of throwing weapons such as grenades within his arsenal
Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time
-Pre-order to get a Para Glider Skin and Seal Team Murray
God of War Ascension
Pre-order and receive the Mythological Heroes Multiplayer Pack FREE
Dead Space 3  360  |  PS3
-Pre-order for Limited Edition upgrade and two free suits and two free weapons
Crysis 3  360  |  PS3
– Pre-order and receive the limited Hunter Edition with day one multiplayer access to the predator bow, recon arrow, and more
– Free digital download for the original Crysis
Tomb Raider  360  |  PS3
– Pre-order for the Amazon exclusive Final Hours Edition, which includes an art book, an in-game skin for Lara, and a digital copy of Geoff Keighley’s “The Final Hours of Tomb Raider” for the Kindle Fire
StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm
– Pre-order and get beta access
The Last of Us *NEW*
– Pre-order and receive the Sights and Sounds Pack
Gears of War: Judgment
-Pre-order for the Classic Hammerburst weapon and the Amazon-exclusive ‘Young Dom’ character skin for multiplayer
Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Blacklist  360  |  PS3
– Receive the Upper Echelon Pack, which includes the Gold Glowing Goggles, the Upper Echelon Suit, and the Aral Sea Co-op Mission





32 thoughts on “Best New Amazon Releases for January 22

  1. There are really too many great games coming out over the next several months that I won’t be able to afford. If only I had money/gift cards to pay for them (Ni No Kuni)!!!!!!

  2. Damn that’s a nice list of games to pre-order. With my backlog though, I’ll probably only have time to play BioShock Infinite. But I know what podcast website I’ll be ordering through! That’s right: HULKDICK.COM!!

    Also, I played the demo of Ni No Kuni. More like Ni “YES” Kuni! Ehh! Get it?! HA!

    Do you get it? It’s a play on words! GET IT?!

  3. Nothing for me this week. Can’t wait for some of those games though. If I could only play one game for the next year it would probably be Bioshock Infinite.

  4. My roommate bought Ni No Kuni and it looks incredible. Drippy is great, too. I want more Drippy!

    Definitely pre-ordering MGR: Revengeance through here too. I always knew I was gonna get it and then the demo sold me on it so hard I forgot to think of a clever end to this sentence.

  5. I’ve got Revengance Special Lamp-dition pre-ordered through Laser-zon. I don’t know if you’ve ever mentioned this but can you bookmark the page opened through Laser Time and have it still count toward yous?

  6. What the goddamn hell is The Sex Thief? Oh maan I want that dumb sounding shit, but Ni No Kuni is it I have wanted that game since announcement.

  7. Been wanting to watch End of Watch after hearing the positive buzz.

    Also wasn’t there a DS version of Ni no Kuni? I wish they localized that.

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