Feb 272013
 
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New movies, cheap games, cool comics and your chance to win $20 just for being awesome!

So if you don’t know the drill by now: Laser Time cannot exist without the support from you fine folks out there. You may Donate, you may also buy a bitchin’ Laser Time tshirt. That doesn’t work for some of you, so that’s why we countdown a list of new TV and movie releases, video game discounts and upcoming pre-order bonuses, as well as some comic book recommendations from beatass podcast, Cape Crisis (all-new episode this Thursday!) You my not want to give us your money directly, but you know you want shit on Amazon. Below you’ll find but humble highlights and suggestions. You do not have to purchase any of the links below and on the right hand sidebar specifically, simply use the links to enter Amazon and shop like normal. That way, buying the stuff you want kicks Laser Time and costs you nothing. To thank you for checking out weekly pledge drive of consumerism, we’ll give one commentor below a $20 Amazon gift card just for browsing!


Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance  360   |  PS3
If nothing else, this game holds the most spontaneously created new word of 2013. I’ve only just opened Revengance, but I’m already digging the Platinum/Kojima approach to ludicrous espionage. Although, I gotta say, if this thing gets better scores than DmC, there is absolutely no justice in the world.

Also available in a low, low priced Limited Edition Bundle for $150!


Silent Hill Revelation

Silent Hill’s made quite a name for itself borrowing from Resident Evil. This year, it found box office success by taking its subtitle from an RE 3DS game released several months prior, and damned if the formula didn’t pay off once again!


Argo

Beasts of the Southern Wild go fuck yourself! Did I get that right? Whatever, that’s basically what Ben Affleck’s latest said to the world when it stepped on stage and accepted the Oscar for Best Picture. Laser Time has given Argo it’s fair share of shit, but it really is a tremendous movie. Best movie of 2013, though? C’mon, we all know that title goes to Avengers.


Crysis 3  360  |  PS3

I used to want to play Crysis 3, but then I took an arrow to the Nanosuit! AHAHAHHAHAH-Okay, look: I’ve never gotten into the Crysis games for whatever reason. Like many of you, I didn’t have a PC beefy enough to play the original, even though I always wanted to. With that said, a console-ported sequel lacked the appeal that had me interested in the first place. And here we are again… hey, bow and arrows are so very in right now!


Royal Rumble 2013

Perhaps you heard the lads on Cheap Popcast discussing the glorious experience that was watching the 2013 Royal Rumble? 30 men enter… and yeah, technically they all eventually leave, but one of ‘em gets to go to Wrestlemania! Anyhoo, this was strangely -no shit- the most fun I’ve had watching television  in 2013 so far. And that’s coming from someone who doesn’t know shit about post-1997 WWE and hates sports.


Etrian Odyssey IV: Legends of Titans

A lot of websites don’t have the fucking balls to mention Etrian Odyssey, but not Laser Time! We are in no way deterred nor intimidated by having no idea what what Etrian Odyssey is, so we’re giving the fourth iteration it’s due, if only to make money off it’s direct sale. I’m not saying we’re heroes, but…


Top Gun 3D
The late Tony Scott’s gay opus they way it was meant to be enjoyed: On an Ikea futon wearing plastic glasses!

 

 


Monsters, Inc.

If you’re like me, maybe this isn’t your favorite Pixar film, but you’re still going to need to buy and watch it in order to keep up with the intricacies woven in the follow-up, Monsters University. Oh wait… that’s a prequel? Nevermind. But I am fairly certain it’s required by law that everyone who can read watch each new Pixar movie, usually the only animated movie people see all year. How else can you explain the mediocre Brave besting the outrageously fantastic Wreck-It Ralph at the Oscars this year?


Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2

I’d say these title are getting confusing, but if you buy the 360 verious thinking you can shove the disc into you Vita, or vice versa, you deserve to be eternally confounded and swindled out of your money. I’ve only just downloaded the first game (FREE for PlayStation Plus subscribers) so I’ll check that out and consider further purchases


Call of Duty Black Ops II Season Pass

Look, no one likes to talk about it anymore, but you know you bought this and you know you’re still playing it. It may not be the “hip” thing to admit in gaming, but you strode past numerous other games and new IPs that could’ve used your support and purchased Call of Duty like you’ve done for the last seven years. So, given that you’re a fan of paying for full priced expansion packs, here’s your ticket to even more maps to “Frag out” and “Stay Frosty” upon! The only difference between this and everything you’ve purchased already is that you can now support Laser Time by purchasing through Amazon!

NEW GAME DISCOUNTS
Call of Duty Black Ops II – $39.99
Halo 4 with 800 MSP – $34.99
Dead Space 3 – $49.99

PRE-ORDER UPCOMING GAMES AND SUPPORT LASER TIME

BioShock Infinite
-Pre-order for access to Industrial Revolution, the Infinite themed, flash-based puzzle game
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
-Receive “Inferno Armor” for Raiden FREE and an increase in the maximum amount of throwing weapons such as grenades within his arsenal
God of War Ascension
-Pre-order and receive the Mythological Heroes Multiplayer Pack FREE as well as $10 promotional credit
Tomb Raider  360  |  PS3
– Pre-order for the Amazon exclusive Final Hours Edition, which includes an art book, an in-game skin for Lara, and a digital copy of Geoff Keighley’s “The Final Hours of Tomb Raider” for the Kindle Fire
StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm
- Pre-order and get beta access
Defiance   360  |  PS3
-and get a Beta invite plus an Amazon-Exclusive Weapon The Plague Bringer Sniper Rifle
The Last of Us
Pre-order and receive the Sights and Sounds Pack
Gears of War: Judgment
-Pre-order for the Classic Hammerburst weapon and the Amazon-exclusive ‘Young Dom’ character skin for multiplayer
Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate
-Pre-order the Wii U and 3DS version and save $20
The Walking Dead: Survival Instinct  360  |  PS3
-Pre-order for Amazon exclusive “Walker Execution Pack”, which adds multiple melee options to your arsenal, including a knife, kukri, hatchet, and machete.
Army of Two The Devil’s Cartel
-Pre-oder and receive $20 in-store Amazon cash
Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoners: Soul Hacker
-Pre-order and receive the Devil Summoner: Soul Hackers Arranged Sountrack.
Injustice: Gods Among Us  360  |  PS3  |  Wii U
-Pre-order for $10 Amazon in-store credit
Star Trek
-Pre-order and receive the Elite Officer Pack, which includes the Stealth Pack – Kirk and Spock stealth uniforms, plus the Starfleet Type IV Stealth Sniper Rifle and extra ammo; the Brawler Pack – Kirk leather jacket costume and Spock Vulcan Science Academy uniform; the Kelvin Pack – Kirk and Spock USS Kelvin uniforms, plus USS Kelvin Hand Phaser; the Academy Pack – Kirk Academy Uniform, Spock Officer Dress Uniform, plus Academy Phaser; and the Kobayashi Maru Pack – Kirk and Spock Kobayashi Maru uniforms
Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Blacklist  360  |  PS3
- Receive the Upper Echelon Pack, which includes the Gold Glowing Goggles, the Upper Echelon Suit, and the Aral Sea Co-op Mission

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  39 Responses to “Bestest Amazon Dealios of the week”

  1. Crysis 3 is definitely on my radar, as well as Argo. It would also be nice to get Monsters Inc.

  2. The first Crysis is great, really enjoyed it. The 2nd, not so much… Not sure about the 3rd but i’m a sucker for anything with a fancy bow and arrow so il probably end up getting it!

  3. “Although, I gotta say, if this thing gets better scores than DmC, there is absolutely no justice in the world.”

    Even if Revengeance is the genuinely better game? *raises eyebrows*

  4. Argo fuck yourself.

  5. Mmmmmm that’s good Revengeance!

  6. Can’t wait to play Crysis 3! So beautiful!

  7. I may pick up Crysis 3.

  8. Hopefully the tiny bit you got from my Etrian Odyssey pre order and the eventual pennies from Revengeance and Monster’s inc. can net me a gift card. Cause buying stuff is everything I want is ‘spensive.

  9. I didn’t see Argo but always feel obligated to see the best picture winners so I guess it’s about that time.

  10. Metal Gear Rising was just waay too good. Goofy name totally forgotten.

  11. Would love to pick up Crysis 3. Never played any in the series before but the game looks great and MP seems fun.

  12. Beasts of the Southern Wilds was amazing. I got to see it in the theater, so good.

  13. Finally pre-ordered BioShock Infinite and I did it through the links here on the site! When it ships at the end of March, you’ll be getting a few bucks courtesy of this guy. I’ll probably end up getting the season pass and If it’s available on Amazon, I’ll link through Laser Time again.

    If only I had an extra 20 dollars to buy it…

  14. Revengence was alright. Extremely bland levels though.

  15. I am going to have to by Daredevil Born Again…again. It was so good.

  16. Holy Daredevil comics, Batman!

  17. Metal…..beer?

    $150 for the limited fffffffff

  18. i don’t know bout that there argo

  19. A lot of good things this week: Argo, Metal Gear Rising Revengance, and Crysis 3.

    I really enjoyed Argo a lot, it seems Ben Affleck is turning out to be a great director after directing three great films: Gone Baby Gone, Town, and Argo.

  20. i have no interest in buying any of these other than monsters inc and thats not for a while.. but i will buy a kingdom hearts shadow plushie hat through the links!

  21. I enjoyed Argo a lot, but I certainly did not think it was Best Picture material. In my opinion, even among the given nominees, Django, Lincoln, and Zero Dark Thirty were all better, and that’s not even mentioning stuff like Avengers, Cloud Atlas, and Looper that the Academy doesn’t feel like looking at.

    As for the deals of the week, though, I am rapidly spending more money on Bioshock Infinite-related things than I have for probably any other game prior to release. I already had the Premium Edition pre-ordered, but I also just pre-ordered that beautiful-looking hardcover guide/art book thing that got officially revealed today. I CAN’T STOP. But, I’m doing it through Laser Time, so it’s all good!

  22. Argo was really good, but i agree that i don’t think it was the best of 2013. I totally disagree about that honor going to Avengers, though. It was really fun, but best picture? c’mon

    I’ve also been meaning to get into Etrian Odyssey, but i might start with an earlier game in the series (mainly because i do not own a 3DS)

  23. I gotta check out Revengence.

  24. Crysis always interests me because it’s essentially GANTZ the game.
    Super Suit vs. Aliens.

  25. Just read the Kotaku article of the final boss of metal gear reveangeance, that things bananas, though i will admit i havent played it and seen how it makes sense in the story. Also the game is out i dont think amazon is doing the pre-order bonus anymore.

  26. looking forward to Heart of the Swarm, and Injustice! but thats not for a while…

  27. Wreck it Ralph really deserved the best Animated film award. I’ll be picking that up day one of its blu-ray release. You know what movie I havent felt compelled to get at all? Brave.

  28. Definitely gonna pick up Revengeance.

  29. Just broke down and pre-ordered the collector tomb raider 2 weeks ago got a new ps3 when my 60gb finally gave out. does it matter which podcast I go though for my amazon shopping? I try and spread it around now that there is a video game pod on here now too. great shows will continue to find reasons to buy it on amazon.

  30. pre ordered a game thought you guys where great but turns out your a terrible example of a human being. not going to bother trying with empty people like you anymore.

  31. i would totally now i need to get on to literally order a move 2 the legend of curly’s gold

  32. Wife and I really like Monsters Inc. Looking forward to the new movie, hope it’s not a disappointment

  33. The Guyanese kid really makes me want to buy Revengeance

  34. My list of games I need to play is stacking up. Just bought El Shaddai for 3 bucks because of Henry’s recommendation.

  35. You have no idea how happy i am to see professional wrestling getting some love on this site. I loved the lasertime episode and im loving cheap popcast. Keep up all the good work you guy do.

  36. Hey shut up this is beezn! Gimme some candy!

  37. Might get Rising

  38. Crysis 3 has an arrow to the knee achievement.

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