Answer six short questions = A super quick favor for your pals at Laser Time…
Sup, peoplez! While sometimes I feel like we’re constantly begging you guys for stuff, the reality is we really don’t ask for much. There’s the occasional “Spare a nickel?” or “Buy a shirt!” but that’s about it. Well, we really, really, REALLY need you guys help with something and it’s so absurdly easy and painless you’d have to be a real asshole to turn it down.
What we need from you:
FILL OUT THIS SHORT SURVEY!
And THAT’S IT! Answer six short questions and you’re done. This has to do with out hosting, show delivery and future podcast partners, so it means a pretty big deal to not only us personally, but the future of Laser Time and it’s sister shows. Seriously, we’d really appreciate it, plus we’ll keep hounding you guys until we get enough participants on the survey( roughly 250.) Okay, to add further incentive, leave a comment swearing – TO GOD! – that you took the survey. We’ll hook one of you up with a $20 Amazon Gift Card chosen at random.
Fart,
Laser Time
Done.
Little bit of an odd survey, but hey, whatever.
And fuck.
What’s odd about it? It’s pretty much a straight “What demographic are you?” questionnaire.
Oh yeah, I filled this out, and I swear TO GOD I did.
If I’m the first to swear to God that I took it does that make me Adam or Jesus?
I swear TO GOD I took this survey. If I’m the second does that make me Eve?
I got this apple baby want a taste?
My parents always said never take candy from a stranger. But, they never said anything about fruit. Let’s go!
I SWEAR TO GOD I TOOK THIS SURVEY!! Just keep the shows coming! They make my rather dull weekly routine more interesting. It is often hard to explain to random strangers why I just burst into laughter when listening to you guys in public.
I did it. I SWEAR.
Chris and co., you guys are great. Thanks for the dedication.
I swear to gozer the gozerian that I took the survey.
Filled it out. Swear to God and stuff.
WE WANT MORE KEYCHAINS!!! (well I do at least)
oh and I swear to god.
I’m poor so any way I can help you guys without spending the money I don’t have I’m happy to do it.
I swore to god, zeus, snoopy, and all the other woodland critters!
I swear to God, I did it.
Whoomp there it is!!
People still say that, right?
Can I swear to Shiva? Because I swear to Shiva.
I’ll be swearing to Mecha-Shiva.
Done and done. Now where is my money motha! j/k 🙂
Survey fucking conquered.
I SWEAR TO GOD I DID IT, AND I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I WOULD DO IT AGAIN.
YOYOYOYOYO MY SURVEY IS DONE
Easy peasy.
i swear to GOD i filled out the survey!
I SWEAR TO SURVEY I FILLED OUT THE GOD
I swear on my stag weekly. Does that count?
Swear to Zeus
done, weird survey but ok
Done and done. I swear to Batman I completed that shiznit.
I swear to Atheismo that I took your survey!
I swear to Jeebus I completed the form.
The survey could be a little confusing under the ‘education’ section for non-US residents- just a heads up.
I took the survey SO MANY TIMES.
Well, actually just once. BUT STILL.
Done. Goddammit
I swear to Ghostface Killah I took the survey
done and done.
I SWERR TO GAWD!
just don’t tell anyone how very little money i make.
it makes me sad to struggle as an artist.
poo
DONE. Easier than expected! I was expecting some Unity-style interest gauging.
Completeo! i also notice this area doesn’t have comment restrictions like the other pages with a prize do… strange. Keep up the good work!
Filled out, now you will know your demographic. That’s good because I seriously get a little miffed when you say kiddies.
I swear to FSM I filled this thing out….is this some weird way to find out if your audience has any females included? Anyway, I wish I could donate money to you guys some other way besides paypal because I just don’t want to use paypal….Just a personal problem of mine, I don’t know.
I swear to GOD that took me about 10 seconds, and lasertime should have no trouble getting the 250 surveys.
I swear to Fred Rogers I took the survey.
I took the survey, not what I was expecting. I’ll always try to do what I can for my favorite podcasts.
Survey finished. Always happy to help
I swear to.. God that I took this survey, although usually when you have to swear you did something, you’re lying. So maybe I didn’t..
I swear to that snarf/dinosaur thing in the sky that I did it.
Thank you based Laser Time
I swear TO GOD it’s been done! that was fun, easy and painless ^^ Although why would they want to know my ethnicity kinda baffled me XD
I swear whatever god you prefer
I swear on Poseidon that I did the survey. Do you guys require nudes as well?
I took the survey! Man, was it a doozy! Six whole horribly long, confusing questions… Hardly worth my time.
JK BROS! Anything to help my favoritest show on the interblags. Love you guys, please never ever stop. I’ve listened to you lot podcast since May 2008 (TalkRadar #1) and will listen as long as you keep on spouting nonsense to be listened to!
SWEAR TO MEEE!!!!
I hope you win the giftcard with that comment.
Did it.
I swear to Nic Cage that I didn’t not take the survey and refuse to never do
I solemnly swear to God, Chris Antista, and all other Lasertime and affiliated podcasters that I took this survey and am probably the demographic that they have been targeting for years. Hopefully this helps get you guys funded so you can continue doing awesome podcasts. I especially feel that way because I am not wealthy enough to donate or even buy much from Amazon and kickback a tiny portion to the LT crew. Love all your content and hope you can continue to do this for as long as you like.
I swear to the Bat-God about this one-
When Talkradar is ashes, you have my permission to Laser Time.
I took this survey so hard.
I swear to the old gods and the new that I took the survey! Lasertimmeeeee!
I swear to god I took the damn survey my mom watched me do it too
I swear TO GOD I took that survey. you”ll get to 250 in no time.
Odd, that seemed like the first page of an average survey. Is there more in the future or is my low income as a 20’s male going to suffice?
Completed the survey
Not only did I complete the survey but it completed me.
No problem guys! More than happy to do what I can to help out the show!
Done it, glad to help you guys out
I swear to all that is Antista, Elston, Mikel and Henry that I took this arduous, infinitely long survey.
I swear to God I completed this survey, even though some of it didn’t make sense, because I’m a Britto.
i just fucked that survey in the butt
It’s done. I swear to god.
2 pots of coffee, half a pack of smokes, and enough Taco Bell to chock a horse later, i finally completed this burdensome task. Screw your god, he has no place here and fuck you guys for reminding me of my failed marriage.
PS I love you.
I donz it.
Survey taken! I must admit, I’m curious about what this is for. Obviously, you’re doing some sort of demographics test, but I can’t really imagine what it’d be for other than changing your content to suit whatever your audience is, and honestly, I think a lot of us wouldn’t want that. Anyway, I trust you guys to keep doing what your awesome selves want to do, I just hope we eventually find out what this is all about 😛 Godspeed you magnificent ne’er do wells!
Oh yes, and I do swear – to whatever you choose – that I’ve taken the survey.
I honestly thought it would result in an episode about the viewers, in some weird meta-cast.
I swear to Bulbasaur that I completed the survey, plus I donated a couple of times because I 100% support Lasertimes. Hope it will help.
anything for you precious
I swear on Antista’s Vinylmation collection that I filled that survey up with answers. Also tweeted about it and will retweet anyone that even mentions the survey.
I swear to God then kneel before Zod, I took the survey.
Btw @Cantista, you are a fucking hooligan & hope you clean up your act!
I swear to God and Uncle Scrooge that I have taken yonder survey! That was pretty simple and easy. You guys will get at least 250, I’m sure.
laser time up in this biiiiiaaaaatch
I swore to God, screamed “fuck” right in his face, he was not happy about it.
I took the survey! What was it for though?
filled it out. that was it?
I swear to Vidjagame Apocalypse that I filled out the survey 😛
I swear to Korean Jesus (that counts somewhere) that I took this survey.
depends on whether He is North Korean or South Korean, because under today’s political climate, the former will get you a song and a dance. the song will be ‘Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close,’ the entire original novel, chanted for forty-seven hours while everyone else calls you ‘mad’ and ‘a terrorist threat.’
and i’m not sure about the dance.
Took that survey out to dinner
I swear by the name of all that is Antista that my survey has been adequately fulfilled.
I swear to Gozer the Gozarian that I filled out your survey! She told me that she’s coming to your house tonight Chris SO WASH THAT ASS!!!!
So now that you know I’m a single, white male with an Associate’s Degree, does it mean Laser Time’s cartoon talk will appeal even more to me? Because, I swear to god, there is not enough of a white man’s perspective on this show.
Tubular AND demographical!
I swear to Allah that I took the shit out of tat survey.
I swear to all gods? i suppose…
Done and done.
I swear on my wifes life in skyrim that i took it
I swear to the god of your choosing that I totally filled this out.
Filled it out, time for that new episode you guys put up!
I swear to Zod I did the survey. KNEEEEL!
Took the survey, left a comment, ’nuff said.
I swear to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I took the survey. Is it a bad thing that they asked what the last Chinese dish I ate last week was?
Such a simple request for so much entertainment. I answered the questions and always appreciate the time you guys and gals give us!
I took the survey! Glad to help out in anyway!
I swear upon the name of the Mighty Dark Lord Cthulhu that completed this harrowing survey. Also Raptor Jesus.
Not really what I was expecting, but survey completed!
Survey completed.
I Swear to Santa, Chuck Norris and the pink power ranger i took the quiz. Oh also god.
I swear to GOD, Zeus, Shiva, and to The Macho Man himself that I took this survey. I am glad to provide any future advertisers on the lasertime network full access to the ears of this member of the early 20’s single white male demographic.
I did it, I swear. (I’m not very creative with my comments)
I swear – TO GOD! – that I took that survey.
I looked that cunt survey straight in its dead, pixelated eyes and I grabbed that fucker by the horns and ejaculated into his mouth with a previously unheard of efficiency. Damn straight I’m 20 and white. Household income? WHAT IS THAT!? Marital status? Sorry can’t hear you over the rushing wind as I leap down from an exploding velociraptor shaped zeppelin and stealing the car battery Jason Statham was chewing on.
Love you guys
All of you
But me especially
Just completed it. I swear to the old gods and the new.
Alright that is didded, and thanks for all the stuff you guys do.
All done, thanks for everything you’ve been doing.
I swear to all the Gods that may or may not exist that I swear I did the survey. Swear. Swear is one of those words that looks and sounds really funny if you say it enough times.
Taken. Swear to. Blah blah blah.
done.
i’m worried we weren’t asked for a recent photo, but when can i expect my list of This Is The Laser Time Person You Are Going To Marry profiles?
I don’t swear to God, I swear to Batman.
Swore to the God himself, Nic Cage, I completed this survery.
Survey done
Swear to god I done the survey.
All I wanna know is what % of us are liberal, over 30, jobless and living in moms basement. And do those losers count their moms income into the survey 😛
Surveyed.
I keep fucking forgetting to donate/Amazon shop. I would absolutely set up an auto-pay for a few bucks a month somehow, not needing any “membership incentives” or similar.
Just keep it going!
Seconded! I sent this style of suggestion with the small donation I made last month.
I did it, like for real.
I proudly submitted my answers to the survey.
I seat I did it
FINE! GOD! YOU ASKED ME A GOOD… ONE TIME, GET OFF MY BACK!
I swear to Batman that I took this survey
Done and done. Glad to help out!
Done. Love you assholes.
i swear by god ive done the survey and everytime i take one as a 17 year old and i hate answering the part about your yearly income because actually i make 0$ which makes me feel shit poor.
Wow, there are a ton of people who listened and took the survey. Good for us!
That was totally painless. I’ll make up some ridiculous email addresses and take it again if it helps.
Survey taken, gimme dat Gift Card. By the way [flames incoming], I don’t swear to God, but I can promise??
Took the survey! I would swear to god, but turns out it’s just a waffle up on the ceiling.
SWEARWORD
Done. You guys owe me so goddamn much.
I swear by the almighty God that I took the survey.
I swear TO GOD that I completed this survey.
I love all your guys shows, they’ve really stuck with me ever since I was a young listener of TalkRadar. Keep it up you guys, you’re the bomb.
DONE…weird survey, but it’s done!
i swear to george thorogood i did it. I DUN DIDDIT.
First post! ….. fuck.
Did the survey. Nice and painless.
Did the survey.
I swear to god I’ll do some donations soon as well.
I swear to the Gods that I filled out that survey
I swear to God I wrecked that survey!
Survey done. I swear TO god its done.
I’ll do better than swearing to god Antista, I swear to Arceus and Soap MacTavish that I just completed that survey! Freeman be praised!
Survey complete. Any way to help the most entertaining podcast network on the internets!
SWEAR TO ME!!!
I swear to the almighty pizza that I surveyed
If you can prove that I didn’t take that survey (which I TOTALLY DID), I swear I will fly to Greece. Then, I will climb up Mount Olympus on foot and slap Zeus in the face with my dick! Because seriously, fuck Zeus; Thor is my thunder-god.
I swear by my vagina that I took your survey.
Filled the survey out. Really odd one I should say…
a comment swearing – TO GOD! – that you took the survey.
Done.
I swear to no gods! But I did complete the survey.
I was expecting a more “How big is your junk” type survey since it is lasertime after all, and those type questions would seem appropriate…
I do so swear. I swear on everything that was and ever will be.
I filled it out and I didn’t even pretend to be a female minority to make the audience seem more diverse.
I double dog promise that I filled out this survey. I’ve been following you guys for years, there’s no reason why I shouldn’t.
I swear TO GOD! That I completed the survey! Love you guys! HEN ENERGY!
All your survey’s are belong to me.
I commend my survey to any god that will take it.
I swear to Talo’s frostbitten scrotum that I took the survey. Keep up the good work guys!