Superman flew into theaters, there are massive protests in Brazil, and the NSA can see into your bathroom. Yet… none of that matters BECAUSE SMASH BROS!!!!
Look, I know every other website has had their turn with the latest entry in Nintendo’s sluttiest franchise, but I was in the eye of the E3 hurricane, and I had to wait until I returned from LA to feel the full brunt of that sweet, sweet, fan servicey cunnilingus performed on my eye holes. THIS IS THE DEFINITIVE OPINION!
Disagree with me? FINE. Pick your own goddamned favorite from the screenshots below, dick.