Do not attempt to adjust yourself, there really is a new Guardians of the Galaxy trailer to watch repeatedly!
Nothing against the previous Guardians of the Galaxy trailer, but it ain’t got nothin’ on today’s new one. Yes, the last one featured a breezy introduction to the gang set to a horribly misappropriated song. But the new trailer? Shit! It’s got a glimpse of the villain, a lovely shot of Gamora’s tush, a talking tree, a talking David “Dave” “Bootista” Batista, a talking raccoon ADJUSTING ITS TINY LIL’ NUTSACK, and an even more wildly misappropriated song that damn near borders on the sacrilegious! It’s honestly almost too wonderful for words: WATCH!
If you thought Guardians of the Galaxy couldn’t take itself any less seriously, while teasing what sure as shit looks like the movie of the summer, then ummm boy, you’re in for a fucking treat. Hell, we all are from the looks of it. This may be my own initial enthusiasm, but GotG just went and skyrocketed itself to my most anticipated ANYTHING of 2014. What say you, lollipops?