Today at 2PM PACIFIC TIME, as voted upon by you… Homie Rollerz is our Day 3 Laser Time Block Party. This is gonna be a goddamned shit show…
[UPDATE: YouTube Archive and poll for Day 4’s game added. You owe me big time, ya bastards…]
You guys really suck, you know that? I go out of my way to create a voting system so you guys can pick what’s streamed on our Twitch channel, and THIS is what you choose?!?! For Day 3, we could’ve looked at a weirdo Bomberman game, a hilariously dated South Park racer, or GOD FORBID the last game Chip N’Dale ever appeared in in Rescue Rangers form. But no, by an incredibly wide margin you picked Homie Rollerz, a slightly racist, immensely terrible title for the Nintendo DS that literally has the distinction of being THE WORST GAME I’VE EVER PLAYED.
I hope you’re happy
For those who don’t know, I gave Homie Rollerz a 1 out of 10, the lowest score Id ever given anything as a “professional Gaemz Journalologist.” And that was SIX YEARS AGO! You think it’s gotten any better?! Whatever, let’s do this I suppose… But be warned, the game does not run well, is practically impossible in addition to being outright broken. We could be looking at a single level here for a while, and if this Cholo horseshit crashes, I’m bouncing over to a game of my choosing.
GET EQUIPPED ON AMAZON, SUCKAZ!