A five minute clip of Marvel’s latest ballsy endeavor proves every other movie this summer was kind of bullshit…
Seriously, no one hates spoilers more than me, so trust me when I say this clip is well worth watching and ruins nothing. If anything, the beginning contains an extended look of the lineup footage we’ve all seen a billion times, but more importantly, an onscreen contextualization of the song used in previous GotG trailers! If you know what I’ve talking about, you better click your ass in here:
Other than that, you’ve got what I seriously hope is a truncated look at the prison break glimpsed in previous trailers and a proceeding sizzle that doesn’t offer a ton of newness, but we do get to hear Drax and Gamora say new sentences. I’m not fucking around, that’s enough for me. I’m already more than willing to bend the knee to Guardians of the Galaxy as the Box Office Champion of 2014, and that’s coming from a diehard Planet of the Apes fan who just received an outrageously fantastic movie. What say you guys? Anybody seen it or the extended IMAX footage?
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