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COMIC-CON! We were totally there and you weren’t! To prove it, we decided to forgo our exhaustive coverage of leaked trailers and Marvel movie release dates and focused on what’s truly important: COSPLAY. Halloween is for the birds and Deviant Art can suck a dick! If you truly wish to ogle at adults infringing on established intellecutal property, [hastag]SDCC is your one-stop-shop!
SUPERMAN
Superman might be a bit of an obvious choice for cosplay, but come on, this guy fucking nailed Supe’s musculature.
BATMAN
You know, with so many modern incarnations of Batman out there, it’s nice to see a throwback to the Dark Knight’s earlier style, especially from such a young cosplay.
SPIDER-MAN
Wow, I was almost convinced that this was Peter Parker himself for a second, cause that’s totally what Spidey’s costume would look like if it were hastily cobbled together by a teenager using a sewing machine for the first time.
WONDER WOMAN
There’s a lot of ways to do Wonder Woman cosplay wrong, so you got to hand it to this gal for delivering the authenticity with a decidedly retro flair!
CATWOMAN
A bit subtle for my tastes, but representation from Selena Kyle is never not appreciated.
CAPTAIN AMERICA
Admittedly, Cap’s proportions are a bit wonky for my tastes, but I still know a good Steve Rodgers when I see one.
STAR WARS
Comic-Con can be confusing for lesser geeks and/or women, so the fact that these cosplayers added additional pictures of their respective characters to their shirts in order to not confuse aspiring geeks is a real testament to the inclusive spirit of Comic-Con!
THE INCREDIBLE HULK
IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!!! Seriously, nice work young Avenger!
MARGE SIMPSON
Hoisting that tower of hair around the hot and sweaty convention center is hard work, so I think this lady’s more than earned a breather.
ROCKET RACCOON
Given that Rocket is, um… you know, I was kind of tired of this joke already and this is just depressing. UNTIL NEXT YEAR, COMIC-CON!
Not really that funny, but thank you for trying
Whatever, you just don’t get Comic-Con (I’m sorry)
I liked it. And laughed. Haters gonna hate.
Clickbait-420 is going to be my new username from now on.
Actually I appreciated this Chris. Every website I go to has an “Ultimate Comic-Con Cos-Play gallery” so I appreciate the humor in this.
I laughed.
Well played, I started out annoyed but chuckling by the end. You won me over Chris.
just don’t ever remind me about that Simpsons porn parody again. jesus fuck
My eyes. They can never forget! And of course this article came from the person always complaining about those Simpson ads on every podcast…. I guess this means his curiosity got the best of him.
I chortled hard. Thanks Chris.
God, the amount of layers in that Hulk entry really got me.
I enjoyed the fuuuuck out of this, and audibly laughed several times, good stuff Chris, as much as I love your podcasts and video work (speaking of, both of those top 5 videos were stellar, with excellent production values) it’s great to see you doing funny shit in article form, I missed this!
I’m sure that Rocket actually shot himself in the ass with that tranq-gun after he saw the picture in the article just before his own.
This was great,
lol very nice
My son has that Spiderman hoodie and loves it.
Finally a honest comic con gallery.
This was pretty great.