The Ultimate San Diego Comic-Con 2014 Cosplay Gallery

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COMIC-CON! We were totally there and you weren’t! To prove it, we decided to forgo our exhaustive coverage of leaked trailers and Marvel movie release dates and focused on what’s truly important: COSPLAY. Halloween is for the birds and Deviant Art can suck a dick! If you truly wish to ogle at adults infringing on established intellecutal property, [hastag]SDCC is your one-stop-shop!

SUPERMAN

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Superman might be a bit of an obvious choice for cosplay, but come on, this guy fucking nailed Supe’s musculature.

BATMAN

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You know, with so many modern incarnations of Batman out there, it’s nice to see a throwback to the Dark Knight’s earlier style, especially from such a young cosplay.

SPIDER-MAN

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Wow, I was almost convinced that this was Peter Parker himself for a second, cause that’s totally what Spidey’s costume would look like if it were hastily cobbled together by a teenager using a sewing machine for the first time.

WONDER WOMAN

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There’s a lot of ways to do Wonder Woman cosplay wrong, so you got to hand it to this gal for delivering the authenticity with a decidedly retro flair!

CATWOMAN

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A bit subtle for my tastes, but representation from Selena Kyle is never not appreciated.

CAPTAIN AMERICA

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Admittedly, Cap’s proportions are a bit wonky for my tastes, but I still know a good Steve Rodgers when I see one.

STAR WARS

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Comic-Con can be confusing for lesser geeks and/or women, so the fact that these cosplayers added additional pictures of their respective characters to their shirts in order to not confuse aspiring geeks is a real testament to the inclusive spirit of Comic-Con!

THE INCREDIBLE HULK

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IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!!! Seriously, nice work young Avenger!

MARGE SIMPSON

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Hoisting that tower of hair around the hot and sweaty convention center is hard work, so I think this lady’s more than earned a breather.

ROCKET RACCOON

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Given that Rocket is, um… you know, I was kind of tired of this joke already and this is just depressing. UNTIL NEXT YEAR, COMIC-CON!

17 thoughts on “The Ultimate San Diego Comic-Con 2014 Cosplay Gallery

  1. Actually I appreciated this Chris. Every website I go to has an “Ultimate Comic-Con Cos-Play gallery” so I appreciate the humor in this.

    1. My eyes. They can never forget! And of course this article came from the person always complaining about those Simpson ads on every podcast…. I guess this means his curiosity got the best of him.

  2. I enjoyed the fuuuuck out of this, and audibly laughed several times, good stuff Chris, as much as I love your podcasts and video work (speaking of, both of those top 5 videos were stellar, with excellent production values) it’s great to see you doing funny shit in article form, I missed this!

  3. I’m sure that Rocket actually shot himself in the ass with that tranq-gun after he saw the picture in the article just before his own.

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