LTV: Online

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Why is Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles playing a guitar next to Taylor Swift? Find out after the break!

Yep, this time on LTV we’re taking a look at Brad Paisley’s “Online.”

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

To start offing show this guy is a loser, let’s show how beat up his car is–because being a nerd also means you don’t know how to take care of your car.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Oh yeah. Socks and sandals while driving a car all day.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

It’s Duckman! Oh, you thought Jason Alexander’s reach couldn’t find LTV? You were wrong, mortal. (The music video is directed by Jason as well.)

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

So who’s he delivering pizza to? Jack Swagger?

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

So does this iBook date the videp yet? At least it isn’t an Apple eMate.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Also, constantly flashing “LIVE WEBCAM!” on screen is the best way to stream a video.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

The crowd are only excited because the Matrix rain reminds them of Mountain Dew.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

I’m so ashamed that this pose is probably my face when I use the net too.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

MySpace definitely dates the video (circa 2007). Also, saying “this is me” is probably a sign you’re not actually that person.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Surprise cameo! It’s William Shatner and Estelle Harris–an almost complete Seinfeld reunion!

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Why is he so angry? He should know what to expect in his parent’s bedroom!

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

This clip is about five seconds long, which is about as long as it’s fun to play with an actual lightsaber by yourself.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Nothing creepy about peaking at the girl next door at all…

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Doesn’t she look like Marcia Brady? Oh wait, that’s because it is. It’s Maureen McCormick!

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

“Must hide my Amiibos…”

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Also, is Jason Alexander the next Judge Dredd?

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Nobody told Brad that typing on a keyboard while a video plays won’t make it load faster.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Patrick Warburton is unfazed by your martial arts. Also, that’s his home planet in the background.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

“Oh yeah, baby!”

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Oh no! Well at least they have the decency to dress up…

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Estelle Harris is the live action Mrs. Potato Head.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Or is she the diabolical Granny Goodness, forcing Krang to eat some of his fellow Utroms? Does her evil know no limits!?

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Asthma, along with poor eyesight, is also an automatic sign you’re a nerd. Suck it, genetic inferiors or poor families who were unable to treat a medical condition! Although, vulcan ears are hip now thanks to body modding.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

A pensive Paisley lays his bare soul  to the world.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

So this is me growing up, playing with a baton (or more specifically, Devil sticks).

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Actually, this was more like me, using my hand to play with a different sort of Devil stick.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Don’t lie, you’d watch this version of Sh*it My Dad says.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

“I…can’t…sing?”

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

“Maybe I can sell discount rates for travel-related purchases, or whatever those commercials are about…”

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

This is her Mrs. Potat-“O” face.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

“Living the dream! Playin’ a guitar that color coordinates with my t-shirt!”

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Yet, even in his dreams, no one wants to be around Jason Alexander.

LTV, brad paisley, online, MTV, music video

Your finger’s not supposed to go there!

Article by contributor Kaleb Heil.

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