LaserTime’s WWE WrestleMania 31 predictions: make yours too!



1- WWE Tag Team Champions Tyson Kidd & Cesaro vs. The New Day vs. Los Matadores vs. The Usos (Fatal 4-Way)

I pray Catsaro can win this one, because they’re the only ones that have done anything for the tag belts in last year. And with one Uso injured, none of other competitors are ready to get belts.

2- 2nd Annual Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal (Announced participants: The Miz, Curtis Axel, Ryback, Fandango, Adam Rose, Zack Ryder, Jack Swagger, Titus O’Neil, Darren Young, Big Show, Kane, Erick Rowan, Damien Mizdow, Sin Cara, Goldust, Heath Slater, Mark Henry, Konnor, Viktor, and Hideo Itami)

I’m still so hyped about Hideo’s GTS at NXT in San Jose that I almost want to say him, but this belongs to Miz and MIZDOW. Both have done some of the best work of their careers lately, and Damien has earned a Mania moment.

3- Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins

I don’t think Randy will lose his first real match back, and I’m not ruling out a Rollins cash in later. Beat Seth now, then he has a comeback the next night.

4- Intercontinental Champion Bad News Barrett vs. R-Truth vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Stardust vs. Daniel Bryan (Ladder Match)

Daniel Bryan is too big for the IC belt, and losing it will only be more insulting. D-Bry wins it, and in my dream scenario he spends next three months elevating belt in style of Shinsuke Nakamura.

5- United States Champion Rusev vs. John Cena

Cena wins it for America, because he’s at his strongest at Mania. Hopefully he’ll have a similar restorative run with US belt to Bryan with IC.

6- The Undertaker vs. Bray Wyatt

Taker will not lose two Manias in a row. That’s as inconceivable as his first Mania loss. I just want Bray to look strong.

7- Sting vs. Triple H

Sting HAS to destroy Trip, and HHH will give Sting his best match in years. I just don’t want to see the Scorpion Death Lock, because I don’t think Sting can do it adequately anymore.

8- AJ Lee & Paige vs. The Bella Twins

Bellas win, likely humiliating AJ. Should make for a good episode of Total Divas in a few months.

9- WWE World Heavyweight Champion Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns

Oof, this is so much harder than I thought it’d be. I still think Roman will win, perhaps with a turn with Heyman betraying Brock. But I really just want to see a sequel to SummerSlam with Brock tearing Reigns to pieces. But either way, I think we’ll get a Seth cash in at the end of the night.

Up next… Grimm’s picks!

16 thoughts on “LaserTime’s WWE WrestleMania 31 predictions: make yours too!

  1. 1. Brass Ring Club. Usos winning makes sense for HOF induction, but that’s passed, not really a reason to take the belts off the champs here.
    2. Kane
    3. Randy Orton
    4. Dolph Ziggler
    5. John Cena
    6. Undertaker
    7. Sting
    8. Bellas win because of dissension! (Really hope they do a half arsed Ascenion break-up just to say Ascension dissension)
    9. Brock Lesnar wins in 34, Rollins cashes in

  2. 1. Kidd & Cesaro
    2. Mizdow
    3. Rollins
    4. Bryan
    5. Cena
    6. Taker
    7. Sting
    8. AJ and Paige
    9. Lesnar, Rollins Cashes in

  3. 1. Brass Ring Club
    2. Ryback
    3. Rollins
    4. Barret (because he has been a losing streak)
    5. Rusev (Lana will help him)
    6. Wyatt (Taker loses 2 Mania’s in a row, then Wins Next year to retire)
    7. Sting
    8. Beer and Popcorn
    9. Roman wins but causes a Brock Face turn
    10. The fans

    So my 10 week old daughter likes watching wrestling because of the colors so based on the wrestlers she watches the most with out getting distracted.

    1. none
    2. Ryback
    3. none
    4. Daniel Bryan
    5. none
    6. none
    7. none
    8. none
    9. Roman Reigns

  4. 1. The Usos
    2. Damien Mizdow
    3. Randy Orton
    4. Dolph Ziggler
    5. Rusev
    6. The Undertaker
    7. Sting
    8. AJ Lee & Paige
    9. Roman Reigns in 25

  5. Tag Team Match: Tyson Kidd and Cesaro (with Natalya) retain. – GO BRASS RING CLUB! (CLAP CLAP CLAP FACT!)
    André the Johnson- Memorial Battle Royal – Going to say Hideo Itami. He eliminates Damien Mizdow. I was going to say surprise guest Shamus, but I don’t feel like they’ll re-introduce him on the pre-show….
    Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match – Daniel Bryan (Although this was the toughest pick of the night.)
    Randy Orton vs. Seth Rollins (with J&J Security) –Randy Orton for a quick win, I hate to think that it’s WrestleMania and so (all the bad guys loose) but the way they’ve been building it’s usually the case. Also, you don’t usually come out with security guards and win.
    Sting vs. Triple H- Sting for sure. – I hope he has an awesome entrance, maybe even like the WWE 15 commercial where an orchestra comes out in face paint, and plays his REAL theme.)
    The Undertaker vs. Bray Wyatt – Undertaker. Last year at WrestleMania I forgot to include Undertaker’s match in my predictions, and look what happened. He’s going to beat Bray Wyatt and swallow him into darkness with him at the end of the match, making Bray return as The Undertakers new acolyte/Mordaci i.e. Basically even more spooky powered up Bray Wyatt.
    AJ Lee and Paige vs. The Bella Twins (Brie Bella and Nikki Bella) The Bella’s. Paige and AJ. (Or Peej for you Beyond Good and Evil fans out there.) needs decent win, but even though this isn’t for the belt, I still see them losing. Although I can see AJ and Paige putting the twins in simultaneous submission moves for a cool spot.
    Rusev (c) vs. John Cena (with Lana) – John Cena! With an entrance sooo Patriotic it will bring Dan Ryckart to tears. THE CHAMP is here, and hopefully so will the spinner belt.
    Brock Lesnar vs. Roman Reigns – Roman Reigns, because he’s Vince’s new guy. (It’s going to be awesome to see Roman coming down Levi’s® Stadium’s stairs. Hope maybe he walks passed you guys and you get on camera. (22:40) I don’t think Seth Rollins cashes in, at least tonight…but if he does he won’t win. Reigns is the new Rock (metaphorically) that Vince sees he can build the future on, at least for now.

  6. 2nd year in a row the champ lost the belt without losing. This year I thought that either Lesnar would beat Reigns and maybe fend off a possible cash in , or you would get to see Lesnar get beat. We got neither. Instead we got a cheap feeling finish 😛 I know I’m in the minority but, at least let the two finish their match first.

    1. I thought it was a good end, Rollins will have to face Brock. Far more interesting than Rollins VS Reigns Probably at Extreme Rules, so Rollins can use whatever and not be in a straight match which would make either still look good. Brock Rollins Extreme Rule sounds GREAT, especially after that Rumble triple threat. Brock will take the hits, and Rollins gives some good ones.

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