You’ve got just one more weekend to get our IRL Animation Commentary Pack and a very special coin…
First off, I CANNOT THANK ALL OF YOU ENOUGH. We, (I) have just paid my single largest payment of my entire adult life, and it just so happened to all go to the United States government. However, because of you guys, I didn’t have to go homeless and hungry to do so, and there aren’t enough words to express my gratitude, and yes, Laser Time will live on a little longer thanks to your support. (I certainly hope that generosity will extend to a Patreon coming in June.) In case you didn’t know, we added an extra donation tier this time, and for $10 we promised a one-time physical reward for people kind enough to dig that deep for us. We’re happy to finally reveal it to you. To those brave men and women who contributed to a cause most noble, we are forever bonded… we are SUPER TAXIO BROS.
This commemorative tax coin is available until APRIL 2oTH, 11:59PM PST via our IRL Animation Commentary Pack
Sorry for the delay in showing it to you. We actually did reveal this earlier in the week on Laser Time’s Mortal Kombat X stream, but tee hee, I forget how few of you actually watch those. Long story short, we had to put this together fast, and we wouldn’t have been able to do it without the help of one James “Mr. Dandy” Hakola. As one of Laser Time’s earliest supporters, James immediately offered us aid and with a ridiculously fast turnaround. I found out I was ruined by the IRS in mid March, we whipped up a commentary pack almost hours later, and James to the designing, manufacturing, painting, production and distribution of a physical item that didn’t even exist at the time we announced it.
Before anyone had received one red nickel, James was there for us, allowing me to pester him every other day and cranking away on this thing in what little spare time he had. So, if you like James’ design, check out his stuff at WarGamma or let him know on Twitter. If not, please, keep it to yourself. This is getting shipped to you whether you like it or not and their are no refunds!
Unpainted, but shows the relative size
That’s a joke, BTW. We’ll start shipping the coins in the coming weeks, and I’ll be dedicating time later on to ensure everyone is satisfied with our latest endeavor here, so PLEASE BE PATIENT. Once again, thank you to EVERYONE (although to a slightly lesser extent for those of you who listen, could afford to donate and couldn’t be bothered. We only still kind of love you too.) I hope you all someday get to experience the level of kindness and generosity you’ve shown to me and my friends.
GRAB OUR IRL CARTOON COMMENTARY PACK
AVAILABLE UNTIL APRIL 20TH
COIN AND COMMENTARY EXPIRE @ 4/20
As pop culture dorks, we love doing movie commentaries, and we’re glad at least a few of you think they’re fun too, and you can find even more of them over on Laser Time’s Bandcamp page. As for why we’re not shutting down the commentaries even though our tax bill is paid, we’ve gotta pay to ship these things around the world, and sadly, until we reorganize this rinky-dink operation a little more professionally, every donation we receive will also be taxed to shit next year to the tune of almost 50% and we want to get out in front of that as much as possible. In other words: Nobody’s getting rich here, but thankfully, we hopefully don’t have to go broke either. Thanks again, Laser Timers.