1- WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS TYSON KIDD & CESARO VS. THE NEW DAY
Let’s add one more injustice to the pile (atop Sheamus winning) and say that Tyson Kidd and Cesaro are going to take this one.
2- DOLPH ZIGGLER VS. SHEAMUS (KISS ME ARSE MATCH)
This match only works as a setup for a heel victory, so of course it’s going to go to Lame-mus. The real question is whether or not arse will really meet face as per the terms of this gentlemen’s duel. Perhaps Neville will swing in from the rafters at the last minute and save Ziggler from his cruel fate?
3- DEAN AMBROSE VS. LUKE HARPER (CHICAGO STREET FIGHT)
Ambrose has been in a slump lately, and this is finally his time to shine and win against Harper. Here’s hoping we get some character development out of this match, since both of these guys have pretty much non-existent story lines right now.
4- ROMAN REIGNS VS. BIG SHOW (LAST MAN STANDING MATCH)
Big Show? More like Big Snooze! It’ll be lights out for him when Reigns wins this surprisingly (if unconvincingly) quickly.
5- DIVAS CHAMPION NIKKI BELLA VS. NAOMI
This is going to be a close match, but ultimately Naomi will solidify her recent heel turn and beat Nikki.
6- INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION DANIEL BRYAN VS. BAD NEWS BARRETT
It’s “bad news” for Daniel Bryan – Barrett will take advantage of Bryan’s recent injuries and take his title by any means necessary. This one is going to be difficult to watch.
7- UNITED STATES CHAMPION JOHN CENA VS. RUSEV (RUSSIAN CHAIN MATCH)
Giving Rusev the upper hand by making this a “Russian” chain match only sets him up to fall harder when John “America pig disgusting” Cena takes him down.
8- WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SETH ROLLINS VS. RANDY ORTON (STEEL CAGE MATCH)
Rollins, but how will he cheat his way to victory within the confines of the cage? Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams, but certainly The Authority can get past a steel cage if it means interfering to keep the championship with sellout Seth.
Up next… Brett’s picks!