LaserTime’s WWE Extreme Rules 2015 predictions: make yours too!

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CAROYLN‘S PREDICTIONS

1- WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS TYSON KIDD & CESARO VS. THE NEW DAY

Let’s add one more injustice to the pile (atop Sheamus winning) and say that Tyson Kidd and Cesaro are going to take this one.

2- DOLPH ZIGGLER VS. SHEAMUS (KISS ME ARSE MATCH)

This match only works as a setup for a heel victory, so of course it’s going to go to Lame-mus. The real question is whether or not arse will really meet face as per the terms of this gentlemen’s duel. Perhaps Neville will swing in from the rafters at the last minute and save Ziggler from his cruel fate?

3- DEAN AMBROSE VS. LUKE HARPER (CHICAGO STREET FIGHT)

Ambrose has been in a slump lately, and this is finally his time to shine and win against Harper. Here’s hoping we get some character development out of this match, since both of these guys have pretty much non-existent story lines right now.

4- ROMAN REIGNS VS. BIG SHOW (LAST MAN STANDING MATCH)

Big Show? More like Big Snooze! It’ll be lights out for him when Reigns wins this surprisingly (if unconvincingly) quickly.

5- DIVAS CHAMPION NIKKI BELLA VS. NAOMI

This is going to be a close match, but ultimately Naomi will solidify her recent heel turn and beat Nikki.

6- INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION DANIEL BRYAN VS. BAD NEWS BARRETT

It’s “bad news” for Daniel Bryan – Barrett will take advantage of Bryan’s recent injuries and take his title by any means necessary. This one is going to be difficult to watch.

7- UNITED STATES CHAMPION JOHN CENA VS. RUSEV (RUSSIAN CHAIN MATCH)

Giving Rusev the upper hand by making this a “Russian” chain match only sets him up to fall harder when John “America pig disgusting” Cena takes him down.

8- WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SETH ROLLINS VS. RANDY ORTON (STEEL CAGE MATCH)

Rollins, but how will he cheat his way to victory within the confines of the cage? Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams, but certainly The Authority can get past a steel cage if it means interfering to keep the championship with sellout Seth.

Up next… Brett’s picks!

21 thoughts on “LaserTime’s WWE Extreme Rules 2015 predictions: make yours too!

  1. 1- WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS New Day wins.
    New Day has a lot of push behind them recently and I really hope they get the win.

    2- DOLPH ZIGGLER VS. SHEAMUS
    Ziggler wins. In a good match but with terrible stipulation.

    3- DEAN AMBROSE VS. LUKE HARPER
    Ambrose wins in a match that should call back to the glory days of the Hardcore champions ship belt, gore and giggles abound.

    4- ROMAN REIGNS VS. BIG SHOW
    Roman wins. Big Slow needs to go. : (

    5- NIKKI BELLA VS. NAOMI
    Nikki retains title. As the divas division needs a dominant champ for a while to fill the AJ void.

    6- Daniel BRYAN VS. BAD NEWS BARRETT
    Daniel Bryan wins, in a high quality match!

    7- UNITED STATES CHAMPION JOHN CENA VS. RUSEV
    JOHHHHHNNNNNN CEEEEEEEENNNAAAAAAA

    8- WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
    Seth Rollins wins. Because J&J will interfere, because it’s a cage match, and apparently Randy Orton didn’t think about the other hundreds of cage matches where outsiders can interfere, and didn’t make it a Hell In A Cell for some reason. Short match too boot, 17 minutes

  2. New Day claps to victory

    Ziggler wins avoiding the blindingly white ass

    Dean Ambrose makes me proud (I hope)

    Roman Reigns makes quick work of the show

    Nikki I guess… bleh

    Daniel Bryan wins And makes the IC disappear from the show for months

    HLR takes it

    Seth Rollins retains in 23 minutes

    Triple H’s “The Game”

  3. Kidd/Cesaro

    Sheamus

    Dean Ambrose

    Roman Reigns wins LOL

    Nikki Bella, because Naomi’s basically an AJ replacement and she was never going to win it

    Wade Barrett wins and takes the IC title back to irrelevancy as Bryan goes back on the shelf

    John Cena, duh

    Seth Rollins retains in 21 minutes

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_zbCF2QNB8

  4. Winners:
    Cesaro & Kidd

    Sheamus

    Harper wins as he and Ambrose continue to be wasted

    Roman Reigns, of course

    Nikki Bella

    If it happens, Barrett wins and Bryan is gone till Summer Slam at least. Maybe they will finally let Barrett have a proper run with the title.

    John Cena, of course

    Rollins wins in 23:30 minutes

  5. Gotta say I’m loving me some Carolyn on the sight lately, especially in the wrestle-zone. Wouldn’t have even heard of LaserTime had it not been for TalkRadar, wouldn’t have heard of TalkRadar had it not been for Pokemon Monday. Props where props due, game recognize game, classy trainer recognize trainer class!

    Predictions:

    New Day win, turn full heel, and my love for them blossoms eternal

    Ziggler almost win, shenanigans, Shamus is a big bully now y’all, so shenanigans and tantrums and this goes on… a wild Neville appears

    Ambrose finally wins after a solid beating by both… maybe this is where Bray Wyatt works into the PPV… Anyhow, Ambrose deserves revenge for that ladder spot at Mania

    Naomi, she has the talent, the Heel turn was a great swerve, and the Divas roster is getting back to where some new feuds will be cropping up. Put Naomi as the power-heel defending the belt, gives our Paiges and Bellas and Natties all something to go for.

    RoRo puts down the Big Slob, I think we unfortunately wait for Show to throw in the beach towel or tarp or whatever comedically large sweat rag / mung cloth he uses, retirement would be a blessing, but dont hold your breath. (I hate Show currently, and he diminishes what is a legendary career with his current waddles to the ring. Im ready to grant him some respect again, but only when he bows out like a gentleman).

    Barrett puts DB on a stretcher, like that fakeout at last extreme rules when Bryan was carted off after those piledrivers from Kane. Almost a year to the day…

    Cena retains the Title, Rusev and Lana split, and hopefully Lana skyrockets to her own Divas career

    Rollins wins, but in his sneaky weasely way, and theres heat between him and Kane and RKO. I think shenanigans will abound, and J&J are gonna catch a few spots from the Devil’s Favorite Desk Jockey, and my dream of dreams is the mask comes back on and we all bathe in the fire…. 22 minutes

  6. Brass Ring Club
    Sheamo
    Luke Harper
    Nikki Bella
    Roman Reigns hopefully wins with DUCT TAPE
    Not Bryan, so BNB by default. If Bryan is replaced with anyone like Balor or Neville then they win. Just not Bryan
    Cena
    Rollins but there will certainly be some chicanery involving Kane.

    Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sDMt19MkRk

  7. Guys, don’t forget to include a YouTube link to your theme of choice; I only pick the top predictor who includes one! I can match them up if anyone who forgot replies in this post with their song.

  8. Kidd and Cesaro win due to failed interference by Xavier
    Ziggler wins because Sheamus turned on the stand up to bulling campaign
    Dean Ambrose wins because Harper doesn’t need wins to be relevant
    Naomi wins and Nikki makes a face turn as the diva’s need new faces with the loss of AJ
    Reigns wins by multiple spears and then one through something
    Barret wins in a match over Neville but no title changes hands as Daniel Bryan is still in holding
    John Cena wins by carrying Rusev in the AA position to touch the last 2 corners then giving him the AA
    Seth Rollins wins at 23 due to Kane getting involved.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZNB9ECSZKo

    BUFF DADDY

  9. Quick update; I’ll only be counting 7 matches when tallying, since the change in the Barrett match just muddies things up. You can feel free to predict a winner between Neville and BNB… it just won’t be counted.

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