LaserTime’s WWE Elimination Chamber 2015 predictions: make yours too!

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HANK‘S PREDICTIONS

1-NEVILLE VS. BO DALLAS

Neville should win, but I see this feud lasting longer than 2 weeks, so I think Bo will sneak out a victory to extend it to MitB. With, oh, let’s say a distraction roll up.

2- WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE NEW DAY VS. THE LUCHA DRAGONS VS. TYSON KIDD AND CESARO VS. THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS VS. THE ASCENSION VS. LOS MATADORES (ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH)

Wow, that’s a whole lot of people, but most are big time jobbers. I think New Day (Sucks) and Catsaro are the only ones with a chance, and I’m imagining New Day pulling another fast one on Cesaro/Kidd to steal another win.

3- DIVAS CHAMPION NIKKI BELLA VS. PAIGE VS. NAOMI (TRIPLE THREAT MATCH)

If this is given more than 6 minutes and no Tamina or Brie, this could be real good. And yet, I don’t expect that to be the case. Naomi has been doing well the last month despite Tamina’s atrocious ability, so I think she’ll finally get her big win.

4- SHEAMUS VS. RYBACK VS. R-TRUTH VS. KING BARRETT VS. RUSEV VS. DOLPH ZIGGLER (ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE VACANT INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP)

Rusev’s injury via “dumb as fuck” Ryback really changes things here, cuz I’d have pegged him to win. Now, I don’t think Dolph will get it back, nor sloppyass Ryback, while goofs like R-Truth and King Barrett seems even more impossible. Unless the gods heard my pleas and Daniel Bryan has been miraculously healed, so he can enter the match, I’m going with Sheamus. I think, were Bryan still champ, this would be when Sheamus would’ve won it off him anyway.

5- JOHN CENA VS. KEVIN OWENS (NON-TITLE MATCH)

This is easily the hardest to pick. Before, I’d say the guy in developmental isn’t gonna beat Cena. Then WWE officially called up Owens to the main roster, so it seems like Cena/Owens might actually be a real feud now. If so, I think Owens wins the first via his powerful heel tactics, so Cena can face him at MitB, either in a rematch or the ladder match itself.

6- WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SETH ROLLINS VS. DEAN AMBROSE

I want Dean to have a chance to win this, I really do, but no. Seth is gonna retain because we all know he won’t really be threatened until SummerSlam season begins. And if internet rumors are to be believed, it’s the post-match stuff that’ll be the REAL main event.

So there you have it! Leave your picks below and don’t forget to list a main-event running time for a tiebreaker, and a YouTube link to your episode-closing wrestler theme. Good luck!

14 thoughts on “LaserTime’s WWE Elimination Chamber 2015 predictions: make yours too!

  1. Cena loses for that horrible photoshop on his face… god damn that’s amateur. Overlay, amateur dodge and burn, liquefy, shitty lighting. Jesus man I live in CT they should hire me to take that shot. Seriously, highlights are blown, wtf, the WWE photogs are usually better than that. Kevin got the real photographer and editing house, contre jour lighting and decent photoshop, overlay D&B grime done right.

  2. Neville
    Lucha Dragons
    Naomi because they didnt spend $$$ on those light up boots for nothin
    Sheamus
    Cena by DQ. I want to see Owens win clean then an apron powerbomb that writes Cena off for a few months but seriously i think the best we’ll get is Cena by DQ after a chair mauling or something. If Cena goes over clean i’ll lose whatever little faith i have left in wwe…
    And finally Rollins at 23 minutes, wouldnt be surprised to see Owens involved at some point

    I pick the Hero song from the Lex Express promo video, because it sounds like a south park song and its INCREDIBLE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x23rlV0fdS0

  3. Best Debut Ever. KO looked like an absolute beast! That package piledriver tease was just cruel though

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