LaserTime’s WWE Money in the Bank 2015 predictions: make yours too!

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BRETT‘S PREDICTIONS

1-R-TRUTH VS. KING BARRETT (KICKOFF MATCH)

Y’know, my first reaction is that Barrett wins this to show the KOTR means “something,” but after seeing Truth at a house show it’s clear people like him and he gets good reactions. The whole “you got beat by R Truth??” thing used to mean something, but since he’s cleanly beaten Stardust and Barrett (I think?) in the past and he’s good with the crowd, I think Truth’ll take this one! Actually, I hope so since he’s entertaining and kinda deserves an actual moment in the sun. Maybe he already got one pre-2013? [EDITOR’S NOTE: Yeah, in 2011… kinda.]

2- DIVAS CHAMPION NIKKI BELLA VS. PAIGE

I like both of ’em but Paige had a go at this last year and the reign was ho-hum. Nikki is great as a hoss bully so if she’s playing that character Sunday night (impossible to tell beforehand) I think she’ll win. If she’s a face, I think Paige will win. Either way this match goes about 5-7 minutes.

3- INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION RYBACK VS. BIG SHOW

Ryback explodes Show over his back like Johnny Cage’s Mortal Kombat Trilogy fatality. 10 minute match, I bet.

4- WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE NEW DAY VS. THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS

New Day wins, probably through trickery but I bet we get some feats of strength from Big E and duder whose name I’m forgetting. [EDITOR’S NOTE: The Real Deal, Titus O’Neal! *barking noises*]

5- MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH – DOLPH ZIGGLER VS. KOFI KINGSTON VS. NEVILLE VS. RANDY ORTON VS. KANE VS. ROMAN REIGNS VS SHEAMUS

Reigns? Orton is a no, Kingston is a no, Kane is a no. Neville would be interesting since he doesn’t have a particular direction at the moment, but it’s a tad early stil. Sheamus or Ziggler COULD, but both have already been champ and the MITB needs some fresh vibes on it… so Reigns is the guy.

6- JOHN CENA VS. KEVIN OWENS (NON-TITLE MATCH)

Cena scrapes out a victory… but does Joe interfere??

7- WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SETH ROLLINS VS. DEAN AMBROSE (LADDER MATCH)

Ugh this is kind of a mess. Rollins as the beatable heel has been beaten numerous times by heels, faces and everyone in between. At the house show Ambrose even came out with the title and Rollins was nowhere to be seen. It’s super weird… I would love Ambrose to win, but then it’s like… he kinda already DID win, and has been holding the belt for 2 weeks so what does a win even matter? So uh as a prediction… Summerslam is prolly gonna involve Lesnar and [Champ,] so maybe regardless of winner Reigns cashes in tonight?

I guess I’ll go with Rollins as the winner though.

Up next… Henry’s picks!

19 thoughts on “LaserTime’s WWE Money in the Bank 2015 predictions: make yours too!

  1. King Barret
    Paige
    The Ryback
    New Day
    Kofi Kingston
    Kevin Owens
    Seth Rollins 21 minutes 15 Seconds

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZrqsF0AHBI

    WWE wants to make Roman’s first title win something special. Roman isn’t winning the belt until Wrestlemania, no way they waste his first time on a money in the bank cash in. Kofi winning lets the New Day freebird the briefcase, which would be amazing.

  2. 1. I can’t quit you King Barrett, no matter how much I try
    2. Paige
    3. Big Baby Ryback
    4. Millions of dollars! Millions of dollars! Millions of dollars!
    5. Reigns
    6. Superman
    7. Rollins in 22

  3. So here are my thoughts

    1. Barrett
    2. Paige
    3. Ryback
    4. New Day
    5. Roman
    6. Owens
    7. Rollins in 22:00

    Also for #7 I foresee Reings hell turning by causing Ambrose to lose, he then punches out Rollins cashes in to get the title. This allows for Rollins to make a face turn easier and sets it up for Brock to come back in as a face that people want to see win.

    8. Roman

    If I do win I choose the man who was brought in by Hilly Billy Jim, that is Outback Jack’s Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWHaCEjyzEo&feature=youtu.be&t=10

    Here’s hopin for 3 in a row.

    1. Oops! I forgot to put a running time for the Main Event of the Evening! I’ve got Rollins in 18 minutes.

  4. Right here we go again

    BNB because he cant be loser all his life, right? Right?!?!
    Nikki because blaahhhhh
    The Ryback
    Prime Time Players
    Reigns so he can terrorise Rollins or Ambrose with it
    Owens because he cant lose this early though I’m still dreading a Cena win
    This is a tough one, I’m saying Rollins because Reigns is gonna be there but i don’t think WWE have the balls to turn him heel…

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