The Batman vs. Superman XXX Parody Knows Its Comic Book History

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Finally, porn that respects proper continuity…

It is I, Henry Gilbert, host of Cape Crisis, and a fan of DC Comics. Recently I wrote about a trio of Justice League: Gods And Monsters short films, which I figured were about as hardcore as the heroes could get. But then I found a TRULY hardcore version of Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman had just arrived online – albeit in a XXX porn parody. After my experience with erotic fan fiction, I found a SFW trailer for a DC Comics-inspired porn…

When most people consume porn via two minute clips of streaming video (or so I’ve been told), I find it kind of quaint that there’s been this return to porn parodies of popular series. I’ve read about Reno 911, Bob’s Burgers, and more getting the XXX treatment, including some of the geekiest properties around. Who’d have figured nerds watched porn? The Avengers themselves received a pornographic tribute recently, directed by Alex Braun, the producer of Spider-Man, Superman, Iron Man, Star Wars XXX parodies as well. This is a busy guy.

Produced almost a year before the actual movie hits theaters, the trailer looks like a quality production. I haven’t seen the actual film itself, and it also appears aimed at people less gay than myself – call me when there’s a Batman Meets Superman And Also Spider-Man & Robin Join In XXX Parody. Yet, while I may not be the best judge of the talent on-screen, based on the trailer, I can say that the attention to detail on the characters is impressive.

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The costumes are pretty good, Batman does honest to god stunts, and everyone acts relatively in-character, even if they’re a little more into casual sex than usual. Harley and Ivy are palling around, Lex Luthor is stalking Lois and Supergirl, and Maxima is trying to have sex with Superman just as she did in the ’90s comics. Though I don’t know how much I want to see a Heath Ledger-inspired Joker have sex with Catwoman, or the implied scene of Batman doing it with Dark Knight Returns’ female Robin. That said, clearly the people involved did extensive research.

The film is available now, so if it’s something you’re into, why not support the artists and buy it directly from Wicked (WARNING: VERY NSFW LINK). At the very least, a DVD of this would make a fun ‘joke’ gift for a friend’s birthday party. And you can secretly buy a second, non-joke copy for yourself.

If you’re searching for a more all-ages approach to superheroes, head to the Laser Time Bandcamp page to check out our premium movie commentaries, including The Avengers and Iron Man 3!

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6 thoughts on “The Batman vs. Superman XXX Parody Knows Its Comic Book History

  1. The interesting thing here is that these porn parodies are kinda written by fans. Batman XXX for instance was a very clever Batman 60’s parody all the way down to the actor playing Joker not shaving his mustache like Cesar Romero. Then there’s the Avengers XXX parody which, Chyna scenes aside (sigh), had some nerdy moments.

    There is a tabletop DnD group consisting of porn stars (they make videos of their sessions) so there could be a possibility that there are comic fans out there that are now making porn.

    I might have to check out this video though. Let’s not be weird about it- it’s fucking porn, literaly, but considering all of the porn talks over the years on Talkradar, Cape Crisis and Lasertime, figure no one here is gonna be weird about it.

    Also I look forward to more Cape Crisis and Laser Time. I also ran through all of Cheap Popcast while replaying Dark Souls 2 and I agree that Royal Rumble 2015 was fucking AWFUL.

    1. Me too brotha! Such classics like “Remember the Tight ones, Schindlers Fist, Nutty molestor, Dr Do-Me-A-Little and Gladibator.”

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