Cape Crisis #142 – The Porn Parody

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Henry and Chris are joined by Dave to deal with all the comics they’ve been able to read in-between E3 press conferences! Henry has read a bunch of wonderfully upbeat #1s, Dave tells us all about zombies, and once Henry brings up news of a Batman vs. Superman porn parody, the other two hosts try to turn the episode into a smutfest. See if Henry can contain the two of them…

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Lots of new comic book content on Laser Time lately. I wrote about that every Batman vs. Superman porn parody, along with three impressive Justice League: Monsters and Gods animated shorts and fresh Superman vs Hulk arguments. Now, don’t forget to pre-order the games of E3 via LT’s Amazon links.

Also, Laser Time did a ton of exciting E3 videos this week on our YouTube channel. That includes us watching over 8 hours of press conferences and discussing some big ass trailers and reveals. Here’s a preview of the best “Oh Shit” moments…

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Cape Crisis #142 Question: What would you have Telltale make with a comic book series?

9 thoughts on “Cape Crisis #142 – The Porn Parody

  1. Oh man, I’m sorry Henry, but now I really want an episode of Chris and Dave just reading off porn positions and terminology.

  2. Hank is awesome, my roommate and I both got doom codes. Great episode of course, Dave should be a regular on cape crisis like Chris is.

  3. Oh, dear Lord… Listening to the Superman vs. Hulk thing made me realise just how dumb super hero comics are.

    I mean, I still read them, but Jesus wept… So dumb.

  4. I would love for Tell Tale to tackle Southern Bastards, Saga, or Even Rick Remender’s Black Science.

    Southern Bastards would be great as a Friday Nigh Lights, Godfellas mash up (but it looks like it will come to FX)

    Saga, would be a fun adventure exploring that universe, characters and would really fit Tell Tale’s style with choosing sides and making difficult choices.

    Black Science, would probably be my top choice as this comic is basically Jerry O’Connel’s Sliders on Acid. You could make life and death decisions that would determine which dimension you jumped to next and how you decisions affect that particular world. It could be extremely interesting, heart breaking and an amazing project in art design. Plus Rick Remender is the man.

  5. When Chris was talking about Wolf of Wall Street and Dave said “Those guys are so fucking pimp” I lost it and burst out laughing

    I also love that movie and know people that hate it. I approached it the same way Chris does in that i thought you are supposed to be laughing at those characters, but I’m starting to find out there are people that actually idolize them and want to be them. Which seems crazy. Anyway, I still love the movie.

  6. In this episode, the normal comic book movie discussion will be replaced by comic book porn discussion. And it was fantastic.

  7. So Henry, let me use your own love for porn as a counter argument, if you were watching the Spider-Man porn parody and Spider-Man removed his mask and a black man was under there and said, “I’m Peter Parker”. You would be like, “Yep that’s Peter Parker alright. It fits exactly with my image of the character. Let’s get to fappin’!”? I doubt it.

    This isn’t about weather you would enjoy seeing a black Peter Parker having sex. It’s about as soon as you see a porn representation of Peter Parker as being black, you wouldn’t pause for a second and think, “Wait… is this supposed to be Miles? No he said Peter. I’m all confused!!!”

    Because if I saw that, I would just think it was a black guy cosplaying as Spider-Man. It would be really hard to get into the fantasy when I have never seen Peter Parker depicted as a black man in any fiction ever, and then here he is, hanging upside down with his BBC flapping around.

    #NotMyPornSpiderMan

    There that was my first hastag I’ve ever used and it wasn’t even on Twitter.

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