What’s up, ghouls and ghosts! Last year I brought you my list of niche Halloween costumes that were sure to “not” kill at parties and bars. Well, my list is back, and this time, we’re focusing on some of the worst costumes I could find out in the wild, from the dated to the outright offensive! If you’re ready, let’s do this.
Right of the bat, this is all kinds of wrong. Instead of reducing the price, they should pull the costume: it obviously isn’t the topical racist Hogan model, “bother.”
This one made the list because it’s just too soon. R.I.P., Roddy.
Sure, wear a costume from the worst sequel ever made. Seriously. Just try to get laid while dressing like Jamie Kennedy.
Oh, you didn’t think the ladies were spared, did ya? I like that someone tried to remove the price tag on this already-lowered costume. How much cheaper is free?
And for the kids, we have Jewish superhero and part-time Hebrew Avenger Magen David!
Last year, I mentioned making a WMAC Masters costume, but I was totally kidding! Looks like somebody took me seriously, and now we have an official costume that comes with… free karate lessons?
Nothing says you’re a badass gamer like a video game costume from 2003! If you’ve already picked this one up, invest in some scissors and turn it into a Captain Ron cosplay.
Whoa, I was not expecting another member from the Hebrew Avengers to make an appearance! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Torah Boy!
Last and certainly least, this is by far the most offensive costume I’ve ever seen. Surely the wearing of this would set the Civil Rights Movement back fifty years. Even former NAACP head Rachel Dolezal wouldn’t be caught dead wearing this one!
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