9 of the Absolute Worst Halloween Costumes

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What’s up, ghouls and ghosts! Last year I brought you my list of niche Halloween costumes that were sure to “not” kill at parties and bars. Well, my list is back, and this time, we’re focusing on some of the worst costumes I could find out in the wild, from the dated to the outright offensive! If you’re ready, let’s do this.

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Right of the bat, this is all kinds of wrong. Instead of reducing the price, they should pull the costume: it obviously isn’t the topical racist Hogan model, “bother.”

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This one made the list because it’s just too soon. R.I.P., Roddy.

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Sure, wear a costume from the worst sequel ever made. Seriously. Just try to get laid while dressing like Jamie Kennedy.

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Oh, you didn’t think the ladies were spared, did ya? I like that someone tried to remove the price tag on this already-lowered costume. How much cheaper is free?

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And for the kids, we have Jewish superhero and part-time Hebrew Avenger Magen David!

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Last year, I mentioned making a WMAC Masters costume, but I was totally kidding! Looks like somebody took me seriously, and now we have an official costume that comes with… free karate lessons?

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Nothing says you’re a badass gamer like a video game costume from 2003! If you’ve already picked this one up, invest in some scissors and turn it into a Captain Ron cosplay.

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Whoa, I was not expecting another member from the Hebrew Avengers to make an appearance! It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Torah Boy!

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Last and certainly least, this is by far the most offensive costume I’ve ever seen. Surely the wearing of this would set the Civil Rights Movement back fifty years. Even former NAACP head Rachel Dolezal wouldn’t be caught dead wearing this one!

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20 thoughts on “9 of the Absolute Worst Halloween Costumes

    1. The halloween store that I found it out should still have it brotha, how far southern California from where you are?

      1. Holy shit, yes! “Instant Disguise Kit”? lmao. I was almost expecting it to say “Blackface not included”. Who the hell offers free karate lessons in a costume? That’s just f’ing hilarious. And is that Jennifer Garner on the Elektra costume, because if it is, that thing has probably been hanging there since 2005. BTW, how can a store offer Jewish costumes, but they don’t have the decency to stock any Hebrew Hammer outfits?

        1. Holly shit son; forgot about the Hebrew Hammer! What happened to that guy? Same dude from Saving Private Ryan and a failed Frankenstein pilot.

          1. I’m sure he’s getting along fine. Apparently he was on the Fargo TV show and The Jim Gaffigan show recently.

    1. First of all your user name is probably the best one ive seen on here so here is double bicep pose for you and yea I think the company owes Mike some residuals!

    1. Or transform into Adam Sandler and sing the Chanukah song live in my living room! Insert Darth Vader “Noooooooooooo!”

  1. HAHAHA!! This was awesome, and inspirational!! I now too need a WMAC Masters costume, since my favorite one was Hakim “The Machine” Alston, I guess i need a Cryo Mechanical arm thing-a-majig……..and of course blackface!!

    1. I was a fan of the Machine as well and his appearance in the orignal Mortal Kombat movie. You forgot the dragoon star to complete the costume yo!

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