A Photo Tour of 2015 Halloween Treats!

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Guys, it’s that time of year again. Halloween is a chance to go house to house hitting up strangers for sweet, sweet goods — unless you’re over the age of 20, and realized that you look like a weirdo, so you just buy your own candy like a normal person.

That’s what I did, and I took it upon myself to take pics for you all. Let me be your guide down the dark (well lit), twisted (straight), haunting (I was alone) Halloween candy aisle.

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As always, we have our monster cereal mascots, and apparently they’re alive (even though one’s clearly a ghost).

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It seems other cereals are getting in on the Halloween action too. We’ve got Froot Loops…

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…Apple Jacks…

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…Krave…

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…and Cap’N Crunch, who is now a ghost pirate who turns your milk green

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Never seen these before. They don’t look appetizing.

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Classic Cadbury “Screme” Eggs!

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Zombie Food, just in case zombies show up.

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The old standbys: Chips Ahoy and Oreo cookies…

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…plus Rice Krispie Treats and Fruit Rollups.

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M&Ms with candy corn flavor? Errr…

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Another classic: Reese’s Pumpkins, a personal favorite.

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KitKats are in on the orange action.

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Where my Peeps at?

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Hey, it’s that candy that is not corn and barely candy that no kid deserves or wants! Probably recycled from Halloweens past.

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Here’s the Hershey’s take on the same crap.

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Even Lindor is in on the Halloween theme. Good for them.

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Hey look, peanuts (the comic strip) on Crunch bars!

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And, of course, variety bags.

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But what if you’re insane and don’t like chocolate? How about some other treats, like popcorn…

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…or pretzels?

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Chester Cheetah offers the remains of his prey.

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Here’s that classic Lovecraftian beast, the Pillsbury Doughboy.

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Sadly, Fanta and Crush are the only sodas in the Halloween spirit.

And that concludes this delectable tour. Now go out and sink your sweet tooth into some tasty humans candy. I said “candy.”

Article by contributor Cody Stovall.

4 thoughts on “A Photo Tour of 2015 Halloween Treats!

  1. Mummified Fanta girls and Apple Jacks sound like a winning combo yo; plus those cadbury cream eggs, looks my diet is non existent this Halloween. Legit sir!

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