Are you ready to point and laugh at another stab at vehicular-combat-meets-Twilight-Zone-finales? Too bad! The Mighty Calypso doesn’t care if you’re under prepared…
Ending Theater. You folks like that name? Just something we’re flirting with, since, wouldn’t you know it, this is the third jagged-ass PS1 game we’ve recorded live commentary for each every one of its multiple endings! Yup, it’s been a while since we gave Twisted Metal 2 the business, however, a little less long since we did it with Street Fighter EX. As you probably could’ve probably guessed, Twisted Metal 3 was the next logical step.
That dopey gif should provide a lovely tease as to what’s in store. Twisted Metal 3’s endings are still hilariously cheap and crude, but this time around they’ve graduated from motion comic cinematics to… um, 3D motion comic cinematics. Seriously, it’s almost lip synced! More importantly, Calypso’s back with his special brand of demented monkey’s paw wish -grantery, but this time of the grammatical ambiguity is enhanced by the latest in 1998 CGI technology!
And in case you don’t remember, the developer A-team took a break from the series with Twisted Metal 3, making it one of the first of many beloved franchises Sony and 989 Studios drove into the ground with annual release tedium. What I’m saying is there’s a high probability you haven’t seen these. I was a huge Twisted Metal fan and I certainly hadn’t. But I have now, and you really should too. Please don’t make me beg, just watch the fucking video. I beg you to stop reading. Watch/Comment/Share and we might give out merit badges.
And watch this again.