LaserTime’s WWE Extreme Rules 2016 predictions: make yours too!


1 – Dolph Ziggler vs. Baron Corbin (No Disqualification Match, Kickoff show)
Definitely Corbin… otherwise he’s losing twice on pre-shows and that ain’t no way to build a new monster! Gotta assume they want him to be a new Kane or Taker-type so he at least needs to get a win. SLIGHT chance he loses again but then uses the no DQ stuff to do real awful mean heel shit to Ziggler after the match.

2 – United States Champion Kalisto vs. Rusev
Would like Rusev to win. but after Kalisto makes a herculean effort. He looks great for getting as far as he does, Rusev walks out with a belt and lords it over a returning Cena.

3- Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows vs. The Usos (Tornado Tag Match)
Assuming Usos win so Club can affect the main event. Hm, that actually makes me think Club wins and then the main event goes to Reigns / Usos. Yeah, let’s go with the Usos.

4- Dean Ambrose vs. Chris Jericho (Asylum Match)
Feel like Jericho is just about done with this latest ride so surely Ambrose wins in HIS asylum? Hoping this isn’t goofball 9000 with pots and mops, but ehhhhhh.

5- WWE Tag Team Champions The New Day vs. The Vaudevillains
New Day wins, SummerSlam seems like the time to take the belts off. That said, Day is over af even without belts so perhaps they lose and chase leading into SummerSlam? Villains also have some genuine heat after ringing Enzo’s bell, so them getting the belts here at a B PPV could allow for a solid program over the summer. I’ll actually say the Villains win???

6- Intercontinental Champion The Miz vs. Kevin Owens vs. Cesaro vs. Sami Zayn (Fatal 4-Way Match)
Miz’s gimmick kinda depends on him having a belt that other, more talented people want. I’d like him to retain, although Cesaro also needs the rub from a big win. I’ll say Miz wins as the other three experts slowly kill themsselves in a great match.

7- WWE Women’s Champion Charlotte vs. Natalya (Submission Match; Ric Flair banned from ringside)
Charlotte wins. This seems so glaringly obvious that a Natty victory would be a genuine surprise.

8- WWE World Heavyweight Champion Roman Reigns vs. AJ Styles (Extreme Rules Match)
Expecting some interference or post-match craziness to factor into this, but at the end of the day Reigns retains in the road to Summerslam (beach boardwalk to Summerslam?). Maybe Finn appears, but I don’t think so just yet… Balor’s NXT run still has some juice in it and he’s gotta do that cage match with Joe in June.

There you have it! Think you can out-predict us? Comment below with your match predictions in the same order as ours, with a running time for the main event and a YouTube link to your wrestler theme of choice. Good luck!

14 thoughts on “LaserTime’s WWE Extreme Rules 2016 predictions: make yours too!

  1. –Baron Corbin over Ziggler to set up a pissed off Dolph going into MitB
    –Rusev squashes Kalisto to set up Lucha Dragons returning to fight Primo & Epico for the next 6 months
    –Uso’s “overcome the odds” and take out The Club
    –Ambrose jumps from the top of the asylum to take out Jericho
    –The Vaudevillains narrowly beat The New Day to set up the return of Enzo
    –Kevin Owens takes out Cesaro after some interference by Maryse; KO spends the lead up to MitB taunting Cesaro
    –Charlotte cheats her way into a victory after tapping while the ref is distracted
    — Reigns wins at 27:30 by summoning his Samoan ancestors’ “OHH-AHH” power and hitting a spear unlike anyone has ever seen…or exactly like everyone has already seen…multiple times.

    Theme: RVD — One Of A Kind, cause Cheap Popcast is one of a kind!

  2. 1. Corbin
    2. Rusev
    3. Usos only because the Club have been made into Shlubs at the moment
    4. Ambrose
    5. New Day
    6. Miz (BS win)
    7. Charlotte (with secret help from the Yeti)
    8. Reigns in 22 min

    I choose the York Foundation’s theme, sounds like the intro to a news organization. WCW nightly news with your news anchor Biff Studman, onsite reporting with Manly Manstein, sports with Flex Bicep and weather with Rock Stone.

  3. 1.Corbin
    2. Kalisto
    3. Club (usos are going to help out roman in the main event)
    4. Ambrose
    5. Vaudevillians
    6. Cesaro (Kevin Owens is going to cost Sami Zayn the IC Championship)
    7. Charlotte
    8. Reigns with Uso interference at 25 minutes

    Asuka’s current theme is my pick

  4. I think every has made some good cases for their booking, but allow me to do something a little different: complain!

    I think Baron Corbin is warmed over trash. He was always the down part of NXT, the slump before some other stellar match. He has the physique of some dude who has never hit the gym but doesn’t wear a shirt anyways, and the face of that creepy kid in middle school who has four step dads and no fucking friends. We know your mom is a horrible bitch, and that is why you hate yourself. I hope Baron Corbin never wins anything, ever. I hope he dies in a motorcycle wreck in Florida, his spot on the card is just filled, and every one moves on forgetting he ever existed.

    He is, in every way, a much soggier, lesser-than Roman Reigns. WE DO NOT NEED THAT. AT ALL. ANY WHERE!

    Happy Extreme Rules everyone! ;3

  5. im going by who I want to win.

    – Ziggler
    – Rusev
    – The Club
    – Ambrose
    – The New Day
    – Cesaro
    – Charlotte
    – Styles

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