Transformers: The Movie is 30 years old, so let’s soak up some gorgeous GIFs

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If you’re a longtime Laser Time / TalkRadar listener or viewer, you know how much I love the 1986 Transformers movie. I talked about it in 2010 when it played in a real-deal theater in SF, I just spent 30 minutes gushing about it on Thirty Twenty Ten and yes, we even have a full movie commentary track on Bandcamp (which Patrons have already!). And yes, all of this sets the table wonderfully for that 30th Anniversary Transformers: The Movie Blu-ray.

So if in all that time I haven’t convinced you to watch it, I don’t know what else I can do. I’ve tried to put it in Citizen Kane-esque context (“Look at other animated cash-ins of the day! It blows all its contemporaries away!”), I’ve positioned the stunning score and soundtrack as reasons alone for sitting through the film, and I’ve stated how you do not need to know a single thing about the characters or cartoon to watch it.

And if none of those did the trick… maybe I’ll just share some pretty GIFs of the movie’s generally top-notch animation? It’s no Nausicaa or Akira by any means, but again, there was no reason at all for the director, producer, writer etc to give a single shit about this as “a film” – why increase the sense of scale, why set the stakes higher than anything in the show, why do anything more than introduce new toys and make them look as cool as possible? Why not just cash in and move on?

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Because somewhere inside this cynical project, there was a semblance of care and craft. The opening, with Unicron (new character, voiced by a dying Orson Welles – seriously he died mere days after finishing his sessions) ominously hovering through deep space on his way to devour a planet, is simply a great piece of animation. The movie opens with this serene, psychadelic imagery, immediately suggesting how tonally different the movie will be from the TV show.

When Unicron approaches the planet and digs his pincers inside, you get your first taste of how detailed and gritty the animation will be. I love it so!

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We’re then SMASHED into the credits, which stitch together wacky late ’70s/early 80s effect with a hard rockin’ version of the TV show theme song. Simply stated, this movie is high energy af and neverrrr lets up. You are traveling at 500mph at all times, do not slow down, do not take a breath. Whether that’s a good thing or not is subjective, but you at least cannot say the movie – like so many of its toy-selling counterparts – is boring.

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AGAIN – the amount of shit-giving the production team had to do to make this instead of something like the My Little Pony, Go-Bots or He-Man movies is astounding. I don’t believe for a second anyone felt this movie was their calling or their destiny, but to bother assembling not-cheap ’80s voice talent, hiring an accomplished composer for the OST and compiling a rockin’ soundtrack to essentially narrate the whole film is above and beyond anything else in this time period.

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GIFs don’t quite get the smoothness and detail across, but you get the general idea. It looks beautiful, it’s stacked with reasonably good voice acting and exceptional music, and if someone at LT has been begging you to watch it for this long C’MONNN already!

Look. I know this isn’t the best movie ever. I get it. But it’s so fun and unreasonably competent that it must be rewarded. If this made a shit ton of money back in 1986, it might’ve sent a signal that western audiences would totally show up to detailed, non-Disney animated films.

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It doesn’t really talk down to kids nor does it beat you over the head with its admittedly overt commercialism – most of the “new toys” introduced in the movie didn’t even become toys and of those that did receive ’80s toy counterparts, several of them eat shit hard in the movie.

So even though Galvatron (Leonard Nimoy!) takes over as the main villain, he still gets handily beaten by the new hero and punked out to Unicron repeatedly. And Ultra Magnus (Robert Stack!) gets nothing done ever, while Springer, Arcee and Unicron weren’t even options to play with back in 1986.

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I guess all my whining boils down to: this is OK to like. Don’t let easy arguments like “but I’ve never seen the show before” and “hurrrr this is just to sell you toys” deter you from enjoying something. Everything in this pig disgusting society exists to sell you something, so don’t let THIS, of all crass shrines to capitalism, be the line you refuse to cross.

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But if after all that, y’just can’t bring yourself to watch it – or enjoy it even after giving it a fair shake – that’s OK too! We’ll just have to agree that you’re wrong and find a topic that I’m wildly off base about. Everyone wins AND loses!

Luckily enough, there’s a brand new Blu-ray coming out in September that you can pre-order through our Amazon links below and not only get a gorgeous copy for yourself, but also toss a few cents our way in the process. So for those who’re ready to take the plunge, pick up that new disc and get ready!

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12 thoughts on “Transformers: The Movie is 30 years old, so let’s soak up some gorgeous GIFs

  1. The followup episodes on the TV series were also great and continued the story. I’m not sure where to get a hold of them now but I remember wearing out their VHS as a kid.

  2. The soundtrack is way better than I expected it to be. The animation is also pretty amazing. Great article!

  3. i still own this on VHS – in fact I remember very clearly it was the first thing I ever purchased using the computer. I was a freshman in college in 1998, and being having non-56k internet was unreal – although I had not shifted to digital video yet! While not that obscure, I didn’t really know anyone who had seen the movie so I had to own it. It is objectively awesome for the reasons mentioned above. I love this movie and this article !

  4. Love this movie and will definitely bite on that blu ray version, when I saw Daniel in Hotrod Dare instantly came on in my head love this movie and the soundtrack so much! Thanks for the beautiful gifs Brett, they really do show off just how well animated this flick is.

  5. I remember seeing this movie on TV a lot when I was a kid and being absolutely horrified by the constant gruesome deaths (for like, a 5 year old kid back off). Wasn’t there a scene where some transfomers were being thrown, screaming painfully into a vat of molten metal? I should re-watch this and let the nightmares back in

  6. The GI Joe/Transformers cartoon block is on Discovery Family from 5-7 AM every day. Most of the episodes are ass, but the Fives Faces of Darkness, that picks up after the movie ends, Dark Awakening, with zombie Optimus Prime and the Starscream’s Ghost episodes are OK and nice follow-ups to the Movie,

  7. I’ve heard Brett talk about this, but holy crap that animation is beyond what I expected for an 80’s Transformers cartoon!!

    Point taken, now I get it!

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