Set sail for a galaxy unknown! Untold worlds of legend await your return. BELIEVE THE HYPE!
For the record, I’m so, so sorry.
I know this is every bit as dumb as it is deceptive, but since Brett and I diving back into our amazing, colossal, hyper-complete Kingdom Hearts playthrough is worthy of some celebration, no?! Furthermore, I feel like a bitched at those of you who were upset, let down, even irrationally angry at No Man’s Sky a little too much on this week’s Vidjagame Apocalypse. Why not take the piss out of the game a little bit AND promote our stupid weekend KH streams!
For the record, I had every idea what No Man’s Sky was going to be like, I liked it waaaaaay more than I expected. Having only ingested some E3 hype and a couple trailers, No Man’s Sky struck me as an impressive feat of engineering and development that had almost zero chance of appealing to every player, let alone the people who obsess over the mainstreamiest, ultra-actiony PlayStation press conference footage. But looking into the debacle, it certainly seems Hello Game overpromised on some features (none of which I personally cared about BTW), and although it more than met my expectations, I can see how it fell short for others. Hell, I honestly predicted a much more boring game, and yeah, you can see me getting a bit frustrated by its idiosyncrasies in in the video above. Of course, I eventually found plenty to love…
But whatever. Nothing says “my bad” like the being mean to video games. It’s the bacon of internet discourse! But yes, our computer’s are finally fixed and you have LESS THAN TWENTY FOUR HOURS to gear that ass up for the return of KINGDOM FARTS! Check out the previous episode from last month, or get gaddamned started in the playlist below!