Star Wars: The Last Jedi “De-Feminized” AKA Whiny Baby White Boy Cut – Patreon Video Commentary!

Against their own better judgement, Chris and Matt sat through the “De-Feminized” cut of The Last Jedi and it’s worse than they even imagined. You can see their reactions on our Patreon right now!

Patreon subscribers at the $5 level and above can get our video commentary of The Last Jedi MRA Whiny Baby Fragile White Boy cut right now with no syncing required. Just pledge and put in the password and you’ll be transported to a galaxy of the fullest diapers far, far away.

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5 thoughts on “Star Wars: The Last Jedi “De-Feminized” AKA Whiny Baby White Boy Cut – Patreon Video Commentary!

  1. If you’re on the fence about pledging or upping your pledge to see this I can say it is totally worth it. This is a great taste of the awesome bonus content you get by pledging or increasing your pledge. I’ve pledged to Laser Time since the beginning and I don’t regret it. Keep up the great work LT crew!

  2. I watched it yesterday and actually seeming it albeit not hearing much of it convinced me that it’s parody. I tend to do long form jokes akin to this(i.e. spending 6 months listening to LMFAO, SKrillix and the like while driving with my wife without any acknowledgment that’s weird and no selling her questions) on people I’m close with and this feels very much in that vein. It was TOO self aware ya know what I mean like on some Asssscat shit? I believe the word I’m looking for is ‘performance art”?

    1. Having recently listened to both volumes of “The Day the Laughter Died” by Andrew Dice Clay I can tell ya some people are really good at believably selling excruciatingly attritting humor that i in an almost admirable way.

    2. I agree that the edit notes read to me like they were a little too on-the-nose or deliberately parodying a real MRA. This past year or two has really made me realize that you can never set the bar too low for most of those people, though.

  3. Watching you watching this makes me wish I liked the movie more, if only for the fact that I don’t want any kind of assosciation with the babies who made this horrible cut.

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