The 5 Most Bodacious Retro TMNT Bosses

2016 is a big year for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Their latest animated series on Nickelodeon is in its fourth season. Platinum Games is coming out with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutants in Manhattan. The second of the rebooted… Read more

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6 Forgotten Movie Musicals

While we may be far removed from the glory days of the Hollywood musical, the genre is still alive, with at least one major production getting made each year. But it wasn’t too long ago that the musical genre was… Read more

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5 Fantastic Farms from Non-Farming Games

Some president once said that farms are the backbone of our nation. Video games are one of the nation’s most beloved pastimes. Does this mean that farms are by extension, the backbone of video games? Obviously! So let’s take a… Read more

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7 Star Wars Games We’d Rather Forget

After over a year of intense marketing, Star Wars: The Force Awakens released to theaters in December 2015. Just a few months later, we’re getting the Blu-ray release (too bad it already leaked a few weeks ahead of schedule). Geeks… Read more

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There Is Nothing Lazier Than a Batman with Guns

I’ve heard a great deal of criticism over Batman v. Superman movie based on the idea that it doesn’t portray Batman for who he truly is. “He may be a mentally disturbed vigilante who beats criminals to within an inch… Read more

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7 Infamous Vaporware Consoles

The recent failure of the Coleco Chameleon, a cartridge-based console aimed at retro enthusiasts, caused much drama and hand-wringing among the video game community. Several prominent YouTube vloggers breathlessly proclaimed the Chameleon to be one of the biggest video game… Read more

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7 Rare, Delicious Lucky Charms Marshmallows

It’s Saint Patrick’s Day! Your local pub has dyed their cheapest beer a putrid green color, your favorite band has trotted out a cover of “Danny Boy,” and a few strands of your hair have turned an inexplicable shade of… Read more

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6 Irish Movies to Watch This St. Paddy’s Day

St. Patrick’s Day is tomorrow, which only means one thing for me: avoiding tourists in my city by staying in and watching an Irish movie or two. If you feel the same way, then here’s a list of my favorites…. Read more

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7 Things I Will Always Wonder about Video Games

I’ve been playing games for many years, but some questions just never go away. Without giving some long-winded introduction, I pose to you seven things I’ve always wondered. Maybe you can help me out?

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Like The Witch? Here Are 7 More Classic Movie Witches

The Witch re-imagines the “classic” witch as we’ve come to know her. With the story of a family tormented by mind games, demonic possessions, and other sinister travails, we’re plunged into a paranormal experience quite unlike anything else that’s been… Read more

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16 Wicked Metal Covers of Pop Songs

Cover songs are a dime a dozen, but they’re almost always rock songs performed by other rock bands:  Metallica covered Queen’s “Stone Cold Crazy,” Ugly Kid Joe covered Harry Chapin’s “Cat’s in the Cradle,” Guns N Roses covered Bob Dylan’s… Read more

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5 Romantic Comedies We Can All Tolerate

Valentine’s Day has barely past, but the smell of chocolate still wafts through the air. Much like Christmas, the advertising was everywhere. You couldn’t even fire up your favorite streaming service without being assaulted by oodles of kissy kissy flicks.

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The 16 Best Dragon Quest Games

The Dragon Quest series has always been rather obscure in the United States, but it’s super popular in Japan. In November 2015, Square Enix announced that remakes of Dragon Quest VII and Dragon Quest VIII were “coming to the west”… Read more

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