6 Sinister Reality Shows to Watch This Halloween

There’s no better way to get into the Halloween spirit than with a good paranormal TV show. But with so many out there, which should you watch and which should you banish to the afterlife? Well, you’re in luck. Having… Read more

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Halloween 2016 Horror Film Recommendations

It’s October, and that means a ton of horror movie viewings should already be commencing nightly, if you’re doing it right. And that’s why I’m here to give you some recommendations.

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End of Summer Horror Recommendations!

Summer is winding down, and that means October is right around the corner… which means it’s time for another end-of-summer horror film recommendation list! The following are a nice group of scary films of all different horror genres that go… Read more

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Battle of the Pimps

Pimping and Hollywood go hand in hand. I mean, how many Ice Age films have been released, and how many have you actually seen? I’ve seen zero, but they keep making them. I guess a good pimp is stealthy, one… Read more

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Stallone Meets Horror in These 4 Mashups!

Whats going on, Laser Timers? With the world going to hell in a hand basket, as they say, I realized it’s been a while since I dove into some Sly Stallone fan fiction. I also realized that my other unhealthy… Read more

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5 Horror Movies to Watch This Summer

Summer is officially here! It’s about 200 degrees in southern California, so it’s the perfect time to stay indoors and watch some horror movies. Below are some new, some old, and some unexpected picks from your regal Laser Time horror… Read more

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Good Teacher, Bad School

An entire genre of film has been slowly dying, and it’s a shame since it’s one of my favorites. What genre is that? The “good teacher in a bad school.” What follows is a list of my favorite films that… Read more

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2016 Horror Film Recommendations, Part Deux

What’s going on, Laser Timers? Springtime is upon us, and so is another round of horror movie recommendations. I have a pretty solid list that includes zombies, vampires, comedies, and thrillers, all guaranteed to give you good times, or you… Read more

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Merry Stallone-mas! Here Are 5 Last-Minute Gifts

Christmas is barely two weeks away, and you still haven’t found that perfect gift for your Stallone-loving significant other. Don’t worry, Laser Time and Amazon have you covered. The following is a list of Sly-inspired gifts sure to get a… Read more

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Movie Review: Krampus!

Michael Dougherty, writer/director of Trick ‘r Treat, is back with another wicked holiday tale. This time, instead of giving us multiple intertwined story lines about Halloween, Dougherty tells a seriously f#$%ed-up Christmas story. The German folklore character Krampus is the… Read more

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