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Author: mrswikiparaz

Men in Black Return, There’s No Crying in Baseball, and Spider-Man is Amazing

July 1-7: Eddie Murphy is a player who gets played, Tom Hanks makes a comeback, comedy jams get def, Sir Mix-a-Lot has likes and dislikes, Bow Wow is Like Mike, origin stories for the Powerpuff Girls and Spider-Man (again), Oliver… Read more

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Ray Liotta Stalks, Adam Sandler Gets Rich, and Seth MacFarlane is a Bear

June 24-30: David Duchovny gets spicy letters, Channing Tatum takes it off, Jackie Chan teams up with Michelle Yeoh, the best Indiana Jones game, Hey Arnold hits the big screen, Madea’s hiding out, we’re still mad at The Newsroom, Wes… Read more

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Jack Ryan, Xenomorphs and I Swear This is a New Episode

June 3-9: Bill Clinton rocks out, comics get mature, Chris Rock and Kim Possible are spies, TV gets way too meta, Kid and Play go to school, puppets make phone calls, time travel goes indie, we learn the secrets of… Read more

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K-Stew’s Snow White, Ben Affleck’s Jack Ryan and Whoopi Goldberg Gets to a Nunnery

May 27-June 2: Omar comin’, Night Court clocks out, Eddie Griffin is undercover, Mad Men’s Joan games the system, Apple gets ahead of itself, Piranha’s bigger and bouncier, an orange gets a TV show, Paul Simon goes to Africa, and… Read more

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Christopher Nolan Gets Insomnia, and Men in Black Fight the Xenomorph in the Battle of the Threequel

May 20-26: Brendan Fraser in unearthed, Tom Cruise is Irish, Johnny Carson says farewell, JLo has had enough, Matt Damon’s a horse, Ally McBeal and House call it quits, Felicity graduates, and reality television hits the real world. All that… Read more

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The Third Lethal Weapon, the Second Star Wars, and the Only Battleship

May 13-19: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog takes on nerds, Sasha Baron-Cohen is a dictator, hearts get achy and/or breaky, Hugh Grant makes a friend, the X-Files close, Dan Quayle hates on Murphy Brown but loves democracy, SimLife will be… Read more

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Tim Robbins Gets Away with It, The End of the Erotic Thriller, and Johnny Depp Sucks Blood

May 6-12: Drew Barrymore is an evil Lolita, Bill Paxton’s making one false move, soldiers vs. werewolves, Robert Altman comes back yet again, Diane Lane is unfaithful, a trip to the Greendale Insane Asylum, sad TV deaths on ER and… Read more

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Marvel Conquers the World, Big Frasier Energy, and the End of a Sitcom Monster

April 29-May 5: The two superhero movies that changed Hollywood, Pierce Brosnan explodes, L.A. burns, Tom Selleck hates his dad, a Citizen Kane prequel, Stephen Dorff is a street tough, Mel Gibson goes to Mexican prison, mountain climbing: Is it… Read more

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Who’s the Boss is Fired, Jason Goes to Space, Aardman Takes to the Sea

April 22-28: Jack Black’s best role, Ethan Hawke fights Nazis, we vote for Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Willem Dafoe is in the desert, Angelina Jolie is in a rom-com, Edgar Allen Poe stalks a killer, Jason Segal gets engaged, and 30 Rock’s… Read more

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Think Like a Man, The Rock’s First Major Role, and John Goodman Hits It Home

April 15-21: We bend it like Beckham, Laurence Fishburne is undercover, a mouth-watering romance from Mexico, John Turturro is Groucho Marx, Patrick Swayze goes to India, Sandra Bullock solves a murder, a Futurama/Star Trek crossover, a big garish documentary, and… Read more

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John Woo Blows Up, Ben Affleck Changes Lanes, and the Three Stooges are Back

April 8-14: Christian Bale sings about newspapers, the return of Sideshow Bob, Ferngully saves the rainforest, Stephen King’s energy vampires, Bill Paxton is a serial killer, Cameron Diaz is the sweetest, and we find out the secret of the cabin… Read more

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Ryan Reynolds Parties Down, Don Bluth’s Cock of the Walk, and a Fourth Slice of American Pie

April 1-7: Tim Allen has big trouble, Kerry Washington fights a scandal, Dolly Parton gives advice, Val Kilmer goes to tribal land, Charles Grodin vs. a giant dog, Barney loves you, Bobcat’s shooting spree, Greendale Community College’s civil war, and… Read more

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The Titans Clash Again, White Men Learn to Jump and Jodie Foster Panics

March 25-31: Rodney Dangerfield coaches kids, Moira Kelly toe-picks for the gold, Robin Williams tries to kill Edward Norton, Dennis Quaid plays baseball, Fox teams up with a bunny, Julia Roberts is an evil queen, and Homer manages a country… Read more

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Sharon Stone Uncrosses Her Legs, Blade Raises the Stakes, and Jennifer Lawrence Volunteers as Tribute

March 18-24: Sacha Baron Cohen’s first film, Andy Richter controls things, the best damn action movie this side of Indonesia, a slap-happy backstage farce, an offensively stupid drag comedy, talking babies, and the Citizen Kane of alcoholic clown movies. All… Read more

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Joe Pesci’s a Lawyer, Milla Jovovich Wears a Red Dress, and Channing Tatum Goes to Jump Street

March 11-17: The Mexican Mafia gets its GoodFellas, Robert De Niro and Eddie Murphy put on a show, kids love Ray Romano, The Shield is rated TV-MA, Will Ferrell es en la casa, Jennifer Westfeldt gets into the gay canon,… Read more

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MTV’s Biggest Reality Hit, Disney’s Biggest Failure, and Stephen King Mows Lawns into Worlds

March 4-10: Indiana Jones hides on the TV schedule, giant casts fail to make comedies work, giant effects fail to make action movies work, Eddie Murphy can’t talk, Mass Effect is over, comedy jams get def, Ice-T gets banned, Ice… Read more

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Chevy Chase is Invisible, Halle Berry is Award-Winningly Sad, and Danny DeVito Speaks for the Trees

Feb. 25-March 3: The worst lineup in TV history includes a dragon, a dog and some fish, Mambo Kings play songs of love, Emma Thompson gets a house, Josh Hartnett can’t have sex, Mel Gibson goes to Nam, the best… Read more

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Stallone’s Mom Got a Gun, Anne Rice’s Theatrical Follow Up, and The Simpsons Have a Lot to Celebrate

Feb. 18-24: The second best hockey movie, Paul Rudd and Jennifer Aniston hang out with hippies, Marge Simpson and Wicket the Ewok are headliners, Indian weddings are amazing, Kevin Costner’s haunted, Ross Perot interrupts, Elijah Wood encourages child suicide, the… Read more

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