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Aug 212015
 
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As much as the games industry catches flak for being a giant disgusting sequel factory, it has its fair share of great games that – whether by design or by circumstance – never got sequels, and maybe never will. Michael Grimm joins us this week to shuffle through five of our favorites*, after which we talk Tales From the Borderlands, new retro game consoles, Grin’s death by Kickstarter, and the first games that ever bored you.

*Informed by a strong belief that The Last of Us is about to get a sequel and a total ignorance at time of recording of Triad Wars, which is an MMO non-sequel anyway.

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Aug 142015
 
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They may not be canon and they may not always be happy, but few hidden extras are quite as satisfying to find as secret endings – and this week, we count down five of our favorites. Then it’s on to our reactions to Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture, some feigned shock at Halo 5’s Teen rating, and our first-ever sing-along community segment, with lyrics YOU assigned to game music.

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Aug 072015
 
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It’s been a great week for fans of retro games – and for GameStop employees, who now have an answer to the eternal question, “Do you have Battletoads?” The release of Rare Replay spurred our spoiled-child brains to talk about five games that didn’t make it into the collection, which we then discuss at length during the New Releases segment. Then it’s on to a smattering of Gamescom news and a look at the times you MacGyvered something in real life.

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Jul 312015
 
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Seventeen years after its last installment, King’s Quest is back among the living with this week’s release of a new episodic adventure series. Happy as we are to see King Graham back in the thick of it, his return made us wistful for other adventure franchises that haven’t had a new installment since the ’90s – and that, with the recent revival of adventure gaming, are ripe for another chance. Then it’s on to some talk about (of course!) the new King’s Quest, Arnold Schwarzenegger joining WWE 2K16, and the animals you’d most like to ride as mounts.

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Jul 242015
 
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Cars are great and all, but if you really want to get around in style, nothing beats nature’s motorcycle: the noble horse. Especially when you can call them to your side at any time, like the summonable horses in this week’s Top 5. Then we talk about Journey, Tembo and other new releases; some EVO news; and the deceased fighting games you’d love to see make a comeback.

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Jul 172015
 
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The Evo Championship Series begins today, giving fighting-game fans around the world a chance to feel really inadequate by watching pro competitors at work. Since none of us are going, the best you’ll get is this week’s Top 5 – suggested by special guest star Heidi Kemps (of Gaming.moe) – in which we count down our favorite fighting franchises that never made it past their first sequels. We then get maudlin over the sad passing of Nintendo President Satoru Iwata, but not before delving into Deception IV and this week’s other new releases. This one’s pretty up-and-down, and that’s even before we get to the answers to last week’s unfortunate QOTW.

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Jul 102015
 
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The Predator’s arrival this week in Mortal Kombat X isn’t exactly unprecedented, considering that the skull-collecting alien hunter has been the ultimate crossover star since the ’90s. But he’s not the first Hollywood character to make an appearance in an unrelated game, either, so we thought it’d be fun to look at five other instances when film icons suddenly showed up in games that had nothing to do with their movies. Then there’s some brief talk about Skullgirls: 2nd Encore and Rocket League, a quick run through some pre-Comic-Con news, and a look at your favorite games of 2015 so far.

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Jul 032015
 
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It’s the midpoint of the year, which means it’s time to pick our favorite games of the past six months. Which ones made the cut? Listen as we validate (or invalidate) your opinions, completely forget Troy Baker’s name, and then spend most of the second segment talking about favorites that didn’t make it in, because it’s a slow week. Then we talk about games you wish hadn’t been canceled. Fun!

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Jun 262015
 
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In celebration of a certain shark’s 40th anniversary, the Steven Spielberg classic Jaws was re-released to theaters this week — and because we seize literally any excuse to bring up Jaws games, we’ve created a whole Top 5 around them, which should be enough to keep Mikel from mentioning Jaws Unleashed for at least a while. Then it’s on to talk about Batman: Arkham Knight, Yoshi’s Woolly World’s early release abroad, some lingering E3 impressions, and your favorite moments from E3 2015.

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Jun 122015
 
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With Jurassic World hitting theaters and (LEGO-themed) games, this week seems like a perfect time for an appreciation of our favorite apex predator, the Tyrannosaurus Rex, and its five best appearances as a menacing boss monster. Then there’s some excitable, digression-heavy talk about Fallout 4, Steam refunds, Uwe Boll cursing Kickstarter, and the video-game deaths you felt bad about causing.

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Jun 092015
 
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[EDITOR’S NOTE: In an effort to appeal to the broadest audience possible, we have tailored this thinkpiece to be as spoiler-free as possible, so as to not upset anyone who has not yet seen Season 5, Episode 9 of Game of Thrones. Or any of this season’s episodes. Or the entire series. We hope our readers will appreciate these changes, made in the name of keeping our content accessible to everyone, no matter their level of access to premium channels or televisions.]

Dear Game of Thrones fans,

I know you’re upset. This hasn’t been an easy season to endure for even the most stalwart viewers. The HBO series has drifted further from the source material than ever before, which on the one hand has spared us the boot-dragging dead ends of [REDACTED] getting burnt to a crisp while [REDACTED] Daenerys’ [REDACTED], or [REDACTED] showing up out of nowhere with the [REDACTED] Company and drifting down a river for about a hundred chapters before revealing a new [REDACTED] to the [REDACTED] bloodine. On the other hand, it’s given us needless horrors like [REDACTED]’s [REDACTED] assault of [REDACTED] and, most recently, [REDACTED] being [REDACTED] at the [REDACTED] by [REDACTED].

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Jun 042015
 
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Hatred’s release grabbed headlines and then sort of fizzled out this week, but not before we put together a Top 5 about games that let you live out your worst bully fantasies by indiscriminately murdering innocent civilians. With that out of the way, it’s on to the last conversation we’ll ever have about Hatred, as well as some talk about Massive Chalice, (pre-announcement) Fallout 4, and your favorite advergames and/or game ads.

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Jun 012015
 
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The ever-so-controversial Hatred is out this week, and early reviews give the impression that it’s neither as horrible nor as interesting as everyone decided it was after watching a single trailer. But it’s also this week’s highest-profile game release, which means it’s a perfect jumping-off point for Vidjagame Apocalypse. As an experiment, I thought it might be fun to talk about this week’s Top 5 before it becomes a podcast Top 5. You know, like how we used to do in The Old Days.

To be honest, I’m a little surprised by the furor Hatred managed to cause, since it doesn’t seem like anything new for this industry. Rage-filled protagonists aren’t new. Violence for the sake of violence isn’t new. And games that let you indiscriminately murder innocent nobodies have been around for as long as game characters were detailed enough to be considered “innocent nobodies.”

Here are five of my favorites!

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May 282015
 
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When advertisers and games come together, the results are usually annoying in-game billboards, awkward insertions of commercial taglines into dialogue, or a set-up for stale jokes about Doritos and Mountain Dew. But once every 100 years (give or take), unholy pacts between ads and games create something wonderful, memorable, sometimes even playable. We count down five of our favorites in this week’s show, after which we talk about Witcher 3 (again), Ultra Street Fighter IV, Splatoon, the impending early release of Hatred, and your favorite mobile games.

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May 222015
 
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Sonic the Hedgehog? Tired and boring. Alex Kidd? Don’t insult us. Sega’s greatest spokesman was born in advertising, starred in one game, and never made it stateside before literally exploding on television. And since last week marked the two-decade anniversary of the Sega Saturn’s surprise (and, as we’d later come to realize, horribly timed) launch in the U.S., we’d be remiss if we didn’t spend some time recognizing the insane hard-sell mascot that hawked Sega’s lovably clunky 32-bit machine in Japan: Segata Sanshiro. Continue reading »