Apr 092014
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By listener request (and in lieu of any better ideas), this week’s Top 5 is dedicated gaming’s greatest graffiti artists (or possibly just graffiti-themed games; we seem a little fuzzy on the concept). There’s also lots of talk about Amazon officially getting into the console business, along with some idle conjecture about Titanfall on 360 and your ideas for mundane-activity simulators.

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Apr 022014
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Last week’s trailer for the Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie was an inspiration — specifically, an inspiration for a Top 5 about the worst TMNT games of all time. With that out of the way, we talk about Goat Simulator, Elder Scrolls Online, California State Senator Leland Yee allegedly becoming a real-life GTA character, and your ideas for games that would be better with virtual reality.

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Mar 282014
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Throughout 2014 I plan to watch the entire Hanna-Barbera Godzilla cartoon, take snapshots of it and then barf about it on Laser Time. Do I – or you – have the fortitude to see this through?

Our lousy human heroes depart San Francisco and wind up in Egypt, where there just so happens to be a pair of ancient monsters causing a ruckus. It all starts when [scientist?] finds a heretofore undiscovered giant glowing gem on the side of a pyramid. Seems like this would have come to our attention at some point in the past thousand years or so. Continue reading »