Apr 022014
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Last week’s trailer for the Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie was an inspiration — specifically, an inspiration for a Top 5 about the worst TMNT games of all time. With that out of the way, we talk about Goat Simulator, Elder Scrolls Online, California State Senator Leland Yee allegedly becoming a real-life GTA character, and your ideas for games that would be better with virtual reality.

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Mar 282014
 Posted by at 4:33 am 11 Responses »


Throughout 2014 I plan to watch the entire Hanna-Barbera Godzilla cartoon, take snapshots of it and then barf about it on Laser Time. Do I – or you – have the fortitude to see this through?

Our lousy human heroes depart San Francisco and wind up in Egypt, where there just so happens to be a pair of ancient monsters causing a ruckus. It all starts when [scientist?] finds a heretofore undiscovered giant glowing gem on the side of a pyramid. Seems like this would have come to our attention at some point in the past thousand years or so. Continue reading »