Laser Time

Sly and Kurt dominate mediocrity, Jim Carrey wrestles with stardom, and Robert Downey Jr. deduces a new iconic character

Dec. 20-26: Michael Moore gets in your face for the first time, Oliver Stone sucks at football, Mr. Ripley is extremely talented – and ever so pretty, all singing all dancing Daniel Day-Lewis, George Clooney’s on a firing spree, Meryl… Read more

The Long Kiss Goodnight, 30 Rock and JOHN CENA – Oct 7-13

Wes Craven’s Deadly Friend succumbs to studio meddling while the FOX Network kicks off with Joan Rivers. In 1996 The Long Kiss Goodnight debuts alongside Hey Arnold, and 2006 brings us The Marine, 30 Rock and the Scarface sequel we all… Read more

5 Stages of Hollywood Chest Hair: A Classification

As a man of Irish-Arab descent, I’ve had to deal with body hair since the third trimester. When I was born, the doctor reached for a scalpel as my grandmother screamed “kill it!” Being from the old country, she thought… Read more