The New Meaning of Christmas – Laser Time #422

Are you a hardened atheist or Holiday cynic who sees no value in Christmas? Well, what about your favorite Christmas movies, specials and TV episodes?! That’s what we’re here to help with this week, in Laser Time’s one billionth annual… Read more

By C.Ant | 0

The Krampus: A Retrospective

You’ve heard the name, you might have seen the movie, but who exactly is Krampus? And where does the story come from? Let’s find out.

By LaserTimeContributor | 1

A Very Metal Christmas: 16 Songs for Rockin’ Out

So you like the holidays, but aren’t a fan of Christmas music because it just isn’t metal enough. Do you wish the Twelve Days of Christmas was actually turned up to 11? Disappointed that Jingle Bell Rock isn’t really a… Read more

By LaserTimeContributor | 3

The Worst Christmas Game Ever?

What’s the worst way to spend Christmas? We think we’ve found the it! Game Boy Advance’s Santa Claus Saves the Earth… have mercy…

By C.Ant | 1

Daze Before Christmas – Watch Us Play!

With Christmas right around the corner, we’re in full-on holiday mode and will be playing the Europe-exclusive Mega Drive (aka Genesis) Santa platformer Daze Before Christmas. Join us to see if it’s ho-ho-horrible LIVE on Twitch at 3PM PST!

By DaverTime | 0

Seasons Beatings – Christmas Royale!

It’s a Cavalcade of Christmas icons! Several Yuletide representatives will step into the arena but only one will emerge as the Holly Jolly Hero of the Holidays. It’s Santa vs Jesus vs Grinch vs MORE

By C.Ant | 1

Laser Time – Modern Christmas Masterpieces

From our current-day Christmas traditions to new shows and movies that stand up to the classics, we’re celebrating newer media that makes us warm and fuzzy. Also, we predict the final celebs who will die in 2016. Have fun!

By DaverTime | 23

Monday Night Movie: December 2016 Schedule!

One of the manliest Christmas movies to ever celebrate the season alongside the most Trump-filled holiday film ever will be covered with Laser Time commentary during December 2016’s Monday Night Movies. Check out the schedule here!

By DaverTime | 3

Merry Stallone-mas! Here Are 5 Last-Minute Gifts

Christmas is barely two weeks away, and you still haven’t found that perfect gift for your Stallone-loving significant other. Don’t worry, Laser Time and Amazon have you covered. The following is a list of Sly-inspired gifts sure to get a… Read more

By moan4stalone | 6

Movie Review: Krampus!

Michael Dougherty, writer/director of Trick ‘r Treat, is back with another wicked holiday tale. This time, instead of giving us multiple intertwined story lines about Halloween, Dougherty tells a seriously f#$%ed-up Christmas story. The German folklore character Krampus is the… Read more

By moan4stalone | 8

Home Alone SNES – Watch Us Play This Shit!

As the holidays inch ever closer, we’re gonna celebrate shit show-style with the horribly misguided SNES adaptation of Home Alone! Watch us play a game that the Wet Bandits wouldn’t even steal starting at 3PM PST on Twitch!

By DaverTime | 0

5 of My Warmest Christmas Memories

My second favorite time of the year is upon us once again, and so is my annual Christmas memory piece. Instead of talking about a specific childhood memory this year, I decided to talk about a few of my favorite… Read more

By moan4stalone | 4