Ranking the Movies of Desperate D-List Actor Troy McClure

Hello, Laser Time. I’m here to tell you about Troy McClure. This has-been has been a man about Tinseltown, starring in questionable project after questionable project. His film career is hardly discussed, since there is only scant footage and information… Read more

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Halloween 2016 Horror Film Recommendations

It’s October, and that means a ton of horror movie viewings should already be commencing nightly, if you’re doing it right. And that’s why I’m here to give you some recommendations.

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Monday Night Movie – Ernest Goes to Jail

Brettober begins with my favorite Ernest film, the one where he gains magnetic / electric powers, dresses as an elderly woman and consumes an ink pen in front of a courtroom. Oh he also goes to jail. Hence the name…. Read more

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6 Irish Movies to Watch This St. Paddy’s Day

St. Patrick’s Day is tomorrow, which only means one thing for me: avoiding tourists in my city by staying in and watching an Irish movie or two. If you feel the same way, then here’s a list of my favorites…. Read more

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One Year, 189 Movies

No seriously, I watched 189 movies this year. Don’t worry, the first page is just a Top 10 list.

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3 Holiday Classics Reimagined with Sly Stallone

Home Alone, Die Hard, and It’s a Wonderful Life are all bona fide holiday classics, but I always wondered how different those films would be if they had cast Sylvester Stallone as the lead character. The following is an anthology… Read more

By moan4stalone | 4

7 Horror Movies that Would Be Great TV Shows

One of the stranger trends of the last couple years is the boom of horror adaptations on TV. There have always been horror shows, like the 80s’ Freddy’s Nightmares and Friday the 13th series, but those were based on mega-successful… Read more

By LaserTimeContributor | 3

The Most American Pieces of Media (Not Made in the US)

There are plenty of American-made movies, video games, and comics that celebrate the country for what it is, by romanticizing our past, diving into military fantasies, or putting a new spin on our culture. Over the years, the influence has… Read more

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