See all the fat beats and dope 80s rhymes from Laser Time Episode 3!
It would be too cruel to let all the vintage Rap Commercials highlighted in Laser Time Episode 3 languish in audio form. THE SCIENCE IS SIMPLY TOO TIGHT! So, we decided to embed ’em all hear for you to enjoy. Feel free to listen along, lollipops!
The Original Legend of Zelda Rap commercial
Dopest Rhyme: “The Legend of Zelda is really rad. Those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad”
Zelda: Link’s Awakening rap commercial
Dopest Rhyme: “Creepin’ through, with an overhead view, cause a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do”
McDonalds – Rappin’ Chicken Nuggets
Dopest Rhyme: “WE LIKE TO RAP! And unwrap too!”
Miller Lite Fat Boys parody starring Joe Piscopo
Dopest Rhyme: “Every rappin’ cat I know, drinks Miller Lite! Ain’t that so?!”
Atari 2600 Rap Commercial – THE FUN IS BACK!
Dopest Rhyme: “The fun is back! Oh yes, siree. It’s the 2600 from A-Tar-E!”
Fruity Pebbles – Flintstones Rap Commercial
Dopest Rhyme: “I’m the Master Rapper and I’m here to say, I love Fruity Pebbles in a major way!”
B-B-B-BONUS: Fruity Marshmallow Krispies Calypso Jam!
Dopest Rhyme: “Orange, Lemon, Raspberry, Shits!”
He-Man: Masters of the Universe – Spydor Rap Commercial
Dopest Rhyme: “Spydor’s new! To Masters of the U. There’s assembly to do. You need batteries too!”
Little Monsters – 1-900 Dial-A-Rap
Dopest Rhyme: “It’s a ghoulish game, that’s great for a laugh. So win a Fred Savage photo WITH HIS AUTOGRAPH!”
Perfect Strangers / Head of the Class Rap Commercial
Dopest Rhyme: “With Perfect Strangers, and friends like us – problem? Don’t be ridiculous!”
Rugrats Rap
Dopest Rhyme: Milk in the bottle in the Rugrat’s case. They need to squirt that milk in ya big face – BOOM!”
Dragnet – “City of Crime” feat. Dan Aykroyd and Tom Hanks!
Dopest Rhyme: “They got the girl all frightened. Now that ain’t nice. I think she’s something of a sacrifice!”
Teen Witch – “Top That!”
Dopest Rhyme: “I’m king, and they know it. When I snap my fingers everybody says ‘Show It!'”
If you know of any rap commercials you think we missed, you better fucking tell us in the comments below! Oh yeah and: WE’RE LASER TIME AND WE’RE HERE TO SAY, WE’RE LISTENER SUPPORTED IN EVERY WAY!”
Yes… the time that most of you were born also brought us some of the worst ‘noise’ in all of human history. Why am I not surprised?
After hearing the first 5 seconds of the Rugrat Rap I knew I had heard it someplace else. Turns out it was the mc chris song Tractor Beam. I think it was Kris Kross in the Rugrats Rap. I’m not familiar with them. Is the beat lifted from one of their songs? Or something new made for the Rugrats?
Look at how funky all of these are. I wish I could just go out and dance in the street.
Great episode, except that it cut out in the middle of your ultimate duo crossover conversation. You guys could even expand that out to a top 5 epic duos or something.
We like to rap.
Yo!
My name is Turbo and I got sumptin to say,
Lase-er-time is not the gay!
Why does the first guy want to show his friend the news letter for Zelda when they have the actual game right there in the room? Am I missing something there? Also its strange that so much effort went into that Dragnet music video without anybody stopping and realizing how awful it is.
I dont know how to feel after watching these.
Top that.
/hilarious!
Hah! Luke Ski at his podcast “Luke Ski & Carrie Dahlby’s Bad Rapport just mentioned the Joe Piscopo commercial too! (He’s a fan of the Fat Boys).
Why’d you cut off the best line?
We just like to dance in our goatskin pants all around this ancient ruin!
And now I have to learn their dance from the video…
This episode is…just fantastic.
I laughed so hard during this one takes me back for sure or is that fo sho? I can’t tell anymore lolz
Riggity-riggity-rap, rap-tastic!