Sex Toy Story 2012 – A Celebration of Action Figures Fucking

Okay, I’ve been sworn to secrecy regarding the Sex Toy Story 2012 Judges process, but I can easily layout two clear reasons guitarcreepshow took home the prize. For one, please note his sheer variety of action figures, spanning both decades and franchises:


A Beetlejuice variant gets fondled by Alec Baldwin 


Assuming you still have your Pizza Hut Eureka’s Castle puppets, I sincerely doubt it occurred to you to make them bang. MAGELLAN LIKE A FELON! 


Donatello fucking gives it to the T-800


A TaleSpun King Louie pulls a little “Date Ape” on Countrified Donkey Kong

Are you ready to see the primary reason the rest of you didn’t win? Get ready, because this could be traumatizing…

None of you had THE FUCKING BALLS to be held down by your childhood treasures, and all yourself to be raped by Rocksteady. For that reason alone, guitarcreepshow takes the prize. Take a bow, you wonderful weirdo, you! Oh and sorry it took us so long to post this. We’d love to do more of these kinds of contests in the future. Click here to see ALL THE ENTRIES FOR SEX TOY STORY!

23 thoughts on “Sex Toy Story 2012 – A Celebration of Action Figures Fucking

  1. Please do more stupidly creative reasons to get the community involved! I love it. My friends, the love it love it!

  2. awsome where to start.. 1st of all thank you for picking me as the winner 2nd i gotta give some of the credit to my friend who is the one i talked into getting raped by rocksteady in the picture, not me. Ill more then likley pick a game for myself and him to play online together since i recently moved abot an hour and a half away. um if you want my contact info you can throw me a direct message on twitter ( @guitarcreepshow ) or we can do it how ever you want just let me know. Again thanks so much

  3. Hurray! You’d better get uncharted 3. I didn’t take rocksteady’s peanut sized dick in my ass for nothing. Also there should be a thread for putting up your entire collection. I’d love to compare with everyone else. Or a thread about the toys from your childhood you wish you still had.

  4. When I saw the pic of him laying on the ground in the forums.. I knew that would win it..great job everyone! I am glad you all know all your sexual positions

  5. Fuck, as recent as the original was, this brings back memories. I remember listening to the episode of TDar where this whole thing was started back in the summer of 2010, when I was trying to sell my old gamecube.

  6. If someone threw me a bone for taking a bone I wouldn’t refuse it. Just a t-shirt or something…I’d rock it so hard…mostly all my toys anyways…*sniff* No for real just wanted to say congrats to my best buddy. I can’t believe these pics actually won. Our years of placing childhood toys in compromising positions finally paid off. Your girlfriend must totally get it now right? Making toys fuck is finally paying the bills!

    1. some of them were your toys the best ones are mine, and if by rock it so hard you mean placed a top your rock hard pecs then yes that shirt would totaly be rocked hard, and no my girlfriend will never get the art of toys but oh well

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