It’s another slow week for new releases, but there are TONS of sweet pre-order bonuses to choose from. Plus there’s still some free money in it for you guys.
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The Walking Dead Game Collection PS3 | PC
I can’t get over how much I love this episodic mindfuck. It makes me question my humanity in the most emotionally painful, addictive way possible and I can’t get enough. I bought all the episode on multiple platforms and I’ll probably STILL end up getting the disc. If you love the comics and also love feeling like shitty person, this is the zombie game for you.
You know, I never saw Ted. I bet it’s a really heartwarming tale. I mean, it’s about a talking teddy bear so it has to be cute right?
Girls: The Complete First Season
Suuuure, it’s a show about women, which isn’t really this site’s main audience, BUT it’s a really good show about women. If you like things that are clever, funny, and maybe a little depressing, I highly recommend checking out Girls.
WWE: Raw 100- The Top 100 Moments in Raw History
This is a thing you people like, right? I’m sure Dave and Henry will be interested in this. Personally, I’m still afraid of both wrestling and the word “raw”. It’s just so gross.
007 Legends Wii U
Did you just buy a Wii U? Do you like barely mediocre shooter tributes? Boy have I got a game for you. Made to celebrate 50 years of Bond kicking ass and taking names, 007 Legends highlights 6 of the films in a way that makes us sigh while cringing. The multiplayer isn’t terrible though…
In the wake of Hotline Miami, we’re super into kitschy 80s nonsense and when I saw that box art and the words “motorcycle ninjas” in the summary I knew I needed Miami Connection in our lives. THE MAIN DUDES ARE IN A MARTIAL ARTS ROCK BAND CALLED DRAGON SOUND. Dammit, the synopsis alone makes this sound like the most amazing thing I’ve never seen.
If you don’t already own these recent releases I am seriously disappointed in you. I mean, come on folks…
The Dark Knight Rises
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 360 | PS3 | Wii U
Far Cry 3 360 | PS3 | PC
Assassin’s Creed III 360 | PS3 | PC | Wii U – $33 TODAY ONLY!!!!
Halo 4 360 *CURRENTLY ON SALE FOR $39.99!!!!!*
SAVE ON UPCOMING GAMES AND SUPPORT LASER TIME
Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse
– Pre-order Family Guy: Back to the Multiverse and unlock Evil Stewie and Evil Mayor West costumes
DmC: Devil May Cry 360 | PS3
– ‘Bone Weapons Pack‘ and orb harvester character perk
-Pre-order for access to Industrial Revolution, the Infinite themed, flash-based puzzle game
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
-Receive “Inferno Armor” for Raiden FREE and an increase in the maximum amount of throwing weapons such as grenades within his arsenal
Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time *NEW*
-Pre-order to get a Para Glider Skin and Seal Team Murray
God of War Ascension
–Pre-order and receive the Mythological Heroes Multiplayer Pack FREE
Dead Space 3 360 | PS3
-Pre-order for Limited Edition upgrade and two free suits and two free weapons
Crysis 3 360 | PS3 *NEW*
– Pre-order and receive the limited Hunter Edition with day one multiplayer access to the predator bow, recon arrow, and more
– Free digital download for the original Crysis
Tomb Raider 360 | PS3
– Pre-order for the Amazon exclusive Final Hours Edition, which includes an art book, an in-game skin for Lara, and a digital copy of Geoff Keighley’s “The Final Hours of Tomb Raider” for the Kindle Fire
StarCraft II: Heart of the Swarm *NEW*
– Pre-order and get beta access
Gears of War: Judgment
-Pre-order for the Classic Hammerburst weapon and the Amazon-exclusive ‘Young Dom’ character skin for multiplayer
Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell Blacklist 360 | PS3 *NEW*
– Receive the Upper Echelon Pack, which includes the Gold Glowing Goggles, the Upper Echelon Suit, and the Aral Sea Co-op Mission
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