The gauntlet had been thrown! Who among you will rise to the challenge?! Oh yes, there will be prizes…
Guess what happened last week?! Laser Time’s Peabody award-winning Sex Toy Story: A Celebration of Action Figures Fucking received its first comment in over TWO YEARS. However, what should’ve been a momentous occasion was sadly marred by ridicule and scorn.
“I’ve actually been doing this for years, and have done a much better job” – Vince Kramer, owner and proprietor of Action Figures Fucking
THE NERVE! Well, Vince ain’t exactly wrong. He’s clearly far more devoted to his craft, and he’s got several years worth of photographic evidence to prove it. After all, how many of you abandoned the sacred art of erotic intellectual property infringement the moment our contest concluded as if it were that stupid guitar you gave up on after only a few lessons?
Once you’re done hanging your head in shame, stick that chin up and get ready to fight back. I want us to prove Vince wrong. And once again, I figure a prize definitely needs to be involved. What do you say, kids?! Are you ready to put those beloved plastic totems of yours in comprising positions in the name of artistic advancement? Okay then… well, how about a goddamn vidjagame?!
SEX TOY STORY 2014
FIRST PRIZE: 1 Video Game of your choice on the platform of your choosing.
RUNNER-UP PRIZE (2): Your choice of T-shirt from the Laser Time Store.
-Snap a picture of your action figures fucking and shit
-Submit it here in the forums before JULY 31st
-Nothing too “rapey.” While I’m sure there’s nothing consensual in regards to the IP owners, make sure your submissions feature only willing participants. This is supposed to be funny…
While uploading your submissions here in the forums is preferable, we’ll also accept entries via our Facebook and Twitter for those of you too damn lazy to make a forum account. Just make sure you tag it appropriately otherwise who knows if we’ll ever see it.