Why is Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles playing a guitar next to Taylor Swift? Find out after the break!

Yep, this time on LTV we’re taking a look at Brad Paisley’s “Online.”

To start offing show this guy is a loser, let’s show how beat up his car is–because being a nerd also means you don’t know how to take care of your car.

Oh yeah. Socks and sandals while driving a car all day.

It’s Duckman! Oh, you thought Jason Alexander’s reach couldn’t find LTV? You were wrong, mortal. (The music video is directed by Jason as well.)

So who’s he delivering pizza to? Jack Swagger?

So does this iBook date the videp yet? At least it isn’t an Apple eMate.

Also, constantly flashing “LIVE WEBCAM!” on screen is the best way to stream a video.

The crowd are only excited because the Matrix rain reminds them of Mountain Dew.

I’m so ashamed that this pose is probably my face when I use the net too.

MySpace definitely dates the video (circa 2007). Also, saying “this is me” is probably a sign you’re not actually that person.

Surprise cameo! It’s William Shatner and Estelle Harris–an almost complete Seinfeld reunion!

Why is he so angry? He should know what to expect in his parent’s bedroom!

This clip is about five seconds long, which is about as long as it’s fun to play with an actual lightsaber by yourself.

Nothing creepy about peaking at the girl next door at all…

Doesn’t she look like Marcia Brady? Oh wait, that’s because it is. It’s Maureen McCormick!

“Must hide my Amiibos…”

Also, is Jason Alexander the next Judge Dredd?

Nobody told Brad that typing on a keyboard while a video plays won’t make it load faster.

Patrick Warburton is unfazed by your martial arts. Also, that’s his home planet in the background.

“Oh yeah, baby!”

Oh no! Well at least they have the decency to dress up…

Estelle Harris is the live action Mrs. Potato Head.

Or is she the diabolical Granny Goodness, forcing Krang to eat some of his fellow Utroms? Does her evil know no limits!?

Asthma, along with poor eyesight, is also an automatic sign you’re a nerd. Suck it, genetic inferiors or poor families who were unable to treat a medical condition! Although, vulcan ears are hip now thanks to body modding.

A pensive Paisley lays his bare soul  to the world.

So this is me growing up, playing with a baton (or more specifically, Devil sticks).

Actually, this was more like me, using my hand to play with a different sort of Devil stick.

Don’t lie, you’d watch this version of Sh*it My Dad says.

“I…can’t…sing?”

“Maybe I can sell discount rates for travel-related purchases, or whatever those commercials are about…”

This is her Mrs. Potat-“O” face.

“Living the dream! Playin’ a guitar that color coordinates with my t-shirt!”

Yet, even in his dreams, no one wants to be around Jason Alexander.

Your finger’s not supposed to go there!

Article by contributor Kaleb Heil.

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