LaserTime’s WWE Night of Champions 2015 predictions: make yours too!

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DAVE’S PREDICTIONS

1 – NEVILLE & THE LUCHA DRAGONS VS. STARDUST & THE ASCENSION (KICKOFF MATCH)
Stardust lost the big important SummerSlam match, and I see this culminating in a Survivor Series freakshow battle, so I’m gonna say we see a rare win for the hapless trio of Stardust and The Ascension.

2 – WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS THE NEW DAY VS. THE DUDLEY BOYZ
The New Day is pure gold right now and there’s no way they drop the straps within a month. I think they cheat to beat the Dudleys here with a rematch happening next month. The Dudley Boyz will get one last run with the tag belts, but it needs to build longer than this.

3 – DOLPH ZIGGLER VS. RUSEV
This feud was already kind of a dud, and now it’s missing Lana, so I say Ziggler wins this and both guys quietly move onto better feuds. They can’t possibly have a worse one.

4 – DEAN AMBROSE, ROMAN REIGNS AND A PARTNER OF THEIR CHOOSING VS. THE WYATT FAMILY
I’m hoping the partner will be Cesaro, since seeing him left off these most months makes me pretty sad. As for the winner here, I say the Wyatts avenge their loss last month, plus Cesaro keeps up his losing streak.

5 – DIVAS CHAMPION NIKKI BELLA VS. CHARLOTTE
This would have meant so much more a week ago, but WWE loves taking away accolades from those who left them. The longest-ever Diva’s champion finally loses her belt here, which will hopefully be followed up by Charlotte becoming the new record-breaker.

6 – INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION RYBACK VS. KEVIN OWENS
It’s been four months since Ryback won the IC strap, but it’s felt like twice that. Owens could use a belt in WWE, and if he did an open challenge alongside Cena, I’d be watching every week. At the very least, we get an interesting IC title feud for the first time in ages thanks to an Owens win.

7 – UNITED STATES CHAMPION SETH ROLLINS VS. JOHN CENA
The Jon Stewart thing was funny and made the news, but it was a bit sad to see Cena lose the U.S. title in a schmoz on PPV after his entertaining open challenges. I say Cena wins his belt back here and goes back to defending it on Raw for a few more months

8 – WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SETH ROLLINS VS. STING
Sting should probably get a WWE Title reign to add to his list of accomplishments, and when better than WWE’s lazy fall months? I say Sting wins here and loses his belt around the anniversary of his return where he’s screwed out of his belt by his eventual WrestleMania opponent who is… oh, let’s say… Moe.

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24 thoughts on “LaserTime’s WWE Night of Champions 2015 predictions: make yours too!

  1. 1) Nevile and the Lucha Dragons
    2) New Day in some screwy but fun fashion
    3) Ziggler
    4) Wyatt Family but the mystery partner for Reigns/Ambrose is either Samoa Joe or Daniel Bryan.
    5) Charlotte, I am literally sick to death of the Bellas. The only reason why they’re the top divas is because of Spousal Nepotism.
    6) Kevin Owens (Only so he can have even more sick matches with Cesaro)
    7) LOL Cena Wins
    8) Sting because The Authority screwed Seth Rollins

    Theme: Bayley’s indie theme: “Misery Buisness” by Paramore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOQtB0xTiek

  2. 1 – NEVILLE & THE LUCHA DRAGONS
    2 –THE NEW DAY
    3 –RUSEV
    4 – DEAN AMBROSE, ROMAN REIGNS AND A PARTNER OF THEIR CHOOSING
    5 –CHARLOTTE
    6 –. KEVIN OWENS
    7 –. JOHN CENA
    8 – WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SETH ROLLINS 14:07

  3. Stardust and his cosplay road warrior goons
    New Day
    Ziggler, even though hes been the biggest prick in the world throughout this whole angle (WWE Booking is the worst)
    Ambrose, Reigns and ? Hope its bryan or joe, but it will probably be kane or eric rowan (fart noise)
    Nikki Bella because the damage is done Let her keep her tainted belt.. The ‘Divas Revolution’ has been a letdown have paige turn heel on charlotte and cost her the match and let them actually be their own characters with actual motivations.
    Ryback, because thats the worst possible decision in this scenario . I hope im wrong, Ryback is awful in every aspect and Owens could do great things with the IC belt,
    Cena

  4. The only acceptable partners for Reigns & Ambrose: 1. Daniel Bryan, 2. Sami Zayn, 3. Samoa Joe 4. The Rock 5. Seth pulling triple duty. But none of those will happen, it will either be Orton, Kane or some mystery Uso brother we’ve never heard about before.

  5. Also, need to point out that this Rollins dual champ bit is veeeeeery similar to what Ring of Honor have already been doing with Jay Lethal

  6. 1. Stardust and the Ascension – There’s no celebrity to push this time around and both Stardust and the Ascension just need a goddamn win. Either way, Neville deserves better than this.
    2. The Dudley Boyz – Sure, The New Day could easily grease a win using the their extra man, but salty New Day is hilarious and seeing them kick up a fuss over losing to the Dudleys would make for a great lead-in to the next PPV. Also, seeing them lose the title and overreact about it would make the story more compelling when they have to win their titles back from the Dudleys… in a tables ladders and chairs match. Against some tag teams, that would be a challenge. Against the Dudley Boyz, that’s a mountain.
    3. Ziggler – I don’t care what anyone says, Russev and Lana are getting back together. It’s just a matter of when. They were far more interesting as a pair and the only good payoff from this feud would be seeing Lana turn on Ziggler and go back to the Bulgarian Brute. As much as I want to see that happen tonight, this doesn’t feel like the right PPV for it. They still have some awful plot lines with those four that don’t seem like they’ve run their course yet.
    Russev is defeated and humiliated tonight, (and maybe… slightly humbled?) but Ziggler takes his win too far and the seeds are planted for Lana to returning to Russev and having their Macho Man/Miss Elizabeth moment.
    4. The Wyatts – The newest member of the Wyatt family is a goddamn monster and this is his first WWE PPV. Mystery partner or not. Unless Reigns and Ambrose have Eric Rowan waiting in the wings, there is no other way this thing should go.
    5. Charlotte – The new record has been set and you’ve been playing with an expanded roster of good female talent for months now. It’s time. Also calling that Paige turns heel during or after this match. The losing streak, the fact that she was the one originally calling for change, and the insinuations from the announce team all point to it. Besides, this “we can’t have one woman out without all three” thing has got to stop. (That and the use of the word “Revolution”)
    6. Kevin Owens – Ryback’s rise the last year or so has been mostly alright to see, but Kevin Owens is just more interesting to watch and him over-inflating his new title win would elevate the IC title in it’s own way.
    7. Seth Rollins – Yes, John Cena had some great matches during his US run which got some great performances out of guys we didn’t usually get to see. (He even gave us a pretty good match with Zack Ryder) Still, Rollins has kept his title this long and despite him being booked as a heel, he’s been dragged kicking and screaming into becoming a better champion. It won’t be clean, but Rollins retains.
    8. Sting, (BUT…) – Sting wins over Rollins but it’ll be through something like a DQ or a count out. Sting’s presence would be diminished with another PPV loss, but having him hold the WWE title doesn’t make much sense either. Sting gets his win, Seth gets to keep his title and act like an asshole about it afterwards.

  7. Cosmic Wasteland
    The New Day
    Rusev
    Roman and Dean and their special partner Shock Master
    Charlotte
    Kevin Owens
    John Cena
    Sting wins 15:30 minutes in and then as he Celebrates Sheamus cashes in a gets the title cause we need to lose the brief case

    As for a theme I pick Sheiky Baby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9gsRBsM4yw

    I put you in the Camel Clutch, I break your Back, I fuck in the ass, I make you Humble!

  8. 1) Neville & Lucha Dragons vs. Cosmic Wasteland – WINNER (Cosmic Wasteland)
    2)The New Day vs. The Dudley Boyz – WINNER (New Day)
    3) Dolph Ziggler vs. Rusev – WINNER (Who fucking cares, Rusev, I guess)
    4) Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose & a mystery partner vs. The Wyatt Family – WINNER ( Reigns, Ambrose & NXT Call-up)
    5) Nikki Bella vs. Charlotte – WINNER (Charlotte)
    6) Ryback vs. Kevin Owens – WINNER (KO)
    7) Seth Rollins vs. John Cena – WINNER (Rollins)
    8) Seth Rollins vs. Sting – WINNER (Rollins)
    9) Shamus Cash in – WINNER (Rollins)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOxugmEup_s

  9. 1. Stardust and losers beat Neville and losers.
    2. New Day gets a lucky win vs Team 3D setting off a nice rematch (and this is my pick for match of the night)
    3. Rusev Def Ziggy Pop
    4. 2/3 Shield defeat the White Trash Express aka Wyatts (every match after this will disappoint and I say this as someone only buying the network to watch Sting vs Rollins)
    5. Charlotte wins the title off Nikki since WWE has already accomplished it’s “fuck you” to AJ
    6. Kevin Owens wins against Ryback (I hope, if not WWE is fucking clueless)
    7. Cena takes the US title back in a match that is worse than many hoped for since Rollins couldn’t give less shits about this belt
    8. Seth Rollins takes down Sting with some mystery bs. The retarded freak Sheamus teases a cash-in but nobody gives a shit because it’s Sheamus.

  10. 1. Stardust & The Ascension
    2. Dolph Ziggler
    3. The Dudleys (much as it pains me to say it)
    4. Kevin Owens
    5. Charlotte
    6. The Wyatt Family
    7. John Cena
    8. Seth Rollins in 17:15

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