At Last You Can Buy Pokemon Butts

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Just when you thought every possible piece of merchandise available, these behinds come in through the back door…

I love Pokemon as much as the next person who put in hundreds of hoours and hosted their own Pokemon podcast, so you better believe I know good Pokemon merch when I see it. After making a handful of trips to the Pokemon Center in Tokyo, I thought I’d seen it all when it came to Pokemon purchasables. How wrong I was. Feast your eyes on this undiscovered realm of Pocket Monster goods: Pokemon butts.

HipPop

Cushion

Revealed in Japan last night, this is the Hip Pop! Parade line of items, and yes, it’s all the cute behinds of famous Pokemon. Pikachu, Piplup, Growlithe, and more have had their bottoms remade in the cutest way imaginable. And these butts are emblazoned across all sorts of things, from keychains and bags…

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Bags

To folder and sticky tape…

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tape

To my personal favotires, squishy magnets and coasters…

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coaster

All these go on sale at Japanese Pokemon Center’s October 10, which means that’s about when you should be looking for import sellers on eBay, because there’s no word of it coming over here yet. But don’t lose hope, because the online official Pokemon Center has been getting pretty good at importing cool exclusives like this one. Though I wonder if they’ll have the guts to bring over these underpants…

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