Prepare your heart for a calorie-packed Fantasy Fight as six of the most iconic fast food mascots throw down in a brutal battle royal! Ronald McDonald, The Burger King, The Colonel, Little Caesar, The Noid, and Jack fight for junk food supremacy (and your enjoyment)!

Our recent look at outlandish Super Bowl commercials sparked an interest in the most iconic advertising mascots; the fast food pitchmen who have clogged our airwaves for years. That’s why we picked the six biggest examples and put them in a dinner-takes-all battle royal. Check it out below!

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