The Top 5 Stupidest Freddy Krueger Kills

Our limited horror podcast, An Elm Street Nightmare is coming to a close, so with that vested authority, we’re counting down the dumbest Freddy Krueger moments in the Nightmare on Elm Street series…

For those of you who don’t know, myself and Lizzie Cuevas have just back-to-back marathoned every single Freddy Krueger movie (save for one) for Laser Time’s limited podcast series, An Elm Street Nightmare. BUT! Before we wrap, (there’s still one more episode as of this writing) I thought a nice way to dump out our newfound expertise and put a tight lil’ bow on things was to count down the stupidest possible kills by my very favoritest murderer, Freddy Krueger.

I mean, we could debate Freddy’s Coolest Kills all goddamned day! But surely there’s some consensus on the stupidest, right?! I can’t imagine anyone will dispute the entries, nor do I think any of you know how to use the comments. While you stew, just know we had a great time talking Elm Street with you folks, we offer our sincere thanks to those who listened each week, and the series is there to enjoy whenever you’d like. You’re welcome… Bitch.

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4 thoughts on “The Top 5 Stupidest Freddy Krueger Kills

  1. The terrible remake also really fails at delivering any interesting kills thanks to its CG-heavy rehash of the kills from the original film, with much more boring environments (most of the dream world areas are just exactly where the person fell asleep with no real changes made). The twist-ending mom kill, having her pulled through a mirror rather than the window of a door, completely reliant on awful computer effects, might be the worst one in the movie.

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