5 of My Warmest Christmas Memories

My second favorite time of the year is upon us once again, and so is my annual Christmas memory piece. Instead of talking about a specific childhood memory this year, I decided to talk about a few of my favorite… Read more

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3 Holiday Classics Reimagined with Sly Stallone

Home Alone, Die Hard, and It’s a Wonderful Life are all bona fide holiday classics, but I always wondered how different those films would be if they had cast Sylvester Stallone as the lead character. The following is an anthology… Read more

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The Final Girls Review

The idea of spoofing 80s horror films was once a novel idea that, like all things, has become stale and played out. So when I first heard of The Final Girls, I was less than thrilled. But after watching the… Read more

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I Interviewed the Guys Behind Deathgasm!

I love the “metal meets horror then kicks it in the dick” film Deathgasm, and I was lucky enough to speak with Writer/Director Jason Lei Howden and Executive Producer Ant Timpson. Here’s what they had to say about their most… Read more

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9 of the Absolute Worst Halloween Costumes

What’s up, ghouls and ghosts! Last year I brought you my list of niche Halloween costumes that were sure to “not” kill at parties and bars. Well, my list is back, and this time, we’re focusing on some of the… Read more

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Must-See Halloween Movies for 2015!

The Halloween season is upon us here at Laser Timer, truly my favorite time of the year. In honor of this joyous occasion, I present to you my second annual horror movie recommendation list (now expanded to 10 films), consisting… Read more

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A Photo Tour of Knott’s Scary Farm

While Universal Studios’ Halloween Horror Nights gets all the credit in the spooking game, a little-haunt-that-could has been scaring audiences since 1973, and this year’s edition did not disappoint. How does Knott’s Scary Farm stack up against Universal? Read on… Read more

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Remembering NBC’s Fear Itself

When I think of the biggest horror disappointments, I think of Deliver Us from Evil, Boogeyman, and Exorcist: The Beginning. But none of these hold a candle to NBC’s short-lived horror anthology series Fear Itself. Unlike with the previously mentioned… Read more

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5 Fantastic Films for Remembering Wes Craven

Horror lost a true pioneer recently, with the passing of mastermind Wes Craven at age 76. He’s most famous for giving us horror icon Freddy Krueger and for directing the Scream saga, but what about his other films? Let’s look… Read more

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Movie Review: Sinister 2!

Sinister was a pleasant surprise for me back in 2012. With a worldwide box office gross of 77 million, there was no doubt that a sequel would be greenlit, so here we are with Sinister 2. While the original was… Read more

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Spuds MacKenzie: A Dog You Should Know

Beethoven. Benji. Wishbone. Throughout history, there have been many famous dogs, but one particular canine has fallen into obscurity. I’m talking about 1980’s beer-hawking dog Spuds MacKenzie.

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5 Summertime Horror Movie Recommendations

With October only two months away and summer nearly over, why not check out these recent releases? Finish summer off right and get an early start on your Halloween festivities.

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The Highs and Lows of Boxing Films

With the recent release of director Antoine Fuqua’s boxing film Southpaw, I decided to take a quick look at the highs and lows of Hollywood’s many boxing films. This is by no means a complete list of all the boxing… Read more

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Expendables 4 Dream Villain Casting

Expendables 4 might be happening… and with Hulk Hogan as a villain. I wonder who’s left to be put in this franchise? That’s not a knock against Hogan — he and Sly go way back, and the amount of “the… Read more

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What Happened to Micro Machines?

As an 80s kid, my favorite memories are justifying my Turbographix 16 to the Super Nintendo kids (I was definitely wrong) and collecting Micro Machines. From the officially licensed Predator, Jurassic Park, and Star Trek lines, to the standard car… Read more

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