Feb. 26-March 4: The Gulf War gets ugly, David Arquette is dumber than a dog, the LAPD are under fire, The Lone Gunmen are right about something, Buffy and the Sopranos confront death, Matt Damon gets adjusted, the Taliban are… Read more
Feb. 19-25: Charlie Sheen has tiger blood, Woody Allen is trapped in a mall, Kurt Russell is Elvis AGAIN, Kevin Bacon is in the he said she said bullshit, Elton John has an unlikely duet, Disney makes travel in California… Read more
Feb. 12-18: Dan Aykroyd causes Nothing But Trouble, Baby Jane is still happening, Roseanne kills on SNL, we say goodbye to The Intimidator, Keanu and Charlize have a month, Chris Rock is a white guy, Debbie Reynolds and Liz Taylor… Read more
Feb. 5-11: Hamlet kills Gary Oldman and Tim Roth, Julia Roberts is sleeping with the enemy, Jerry Seinfeld’s got a new jacket, Pete and Pete go on adventures, Jack Black loves Neil Diamond, Justin Bieber is in 3D, Channing Tatum… Read more
Jan. 29-Feb. 4: Ed Begley is a giant bug in Meet the Applegates, Richard Dreyfuss goes Once Around, Futurama has Amazon Women in the Mood, Community’s D&D game gets banned, felonies are fun in Green Card, Natalie Portman is the… Read more
Jan. 22-28: Anjelica Huston is grifting, Kuwait is on fire, a crazy story of bad dogs, Whitney Houston rocks the anthem, Oliver Reed has a drink, bank-robbing cheerleaders, Macbeth vs. McDonald’s, major bummers with Ryan Gosling and Nicole Kidman, and… Read more
Jan. 15-21: The first Gulf War starts, Mel Gibson is Hamlet for Dummies, Ethan Hawke meets a good boy, Jack Handey has deep thoughts, Jack Nicholson hunts a killer, Cate Blanchett is psychic, Juliette Binoche serves cocoa, Natalie Portman cucks… Read more
Jan. 8-14: Sally Field won’t leave Iran, Bill Gates tries to kill Ryan Phillippe, Kevin Costner stops a nuclear war, Seth Rogan is a superhero, iTunes takes over, Donal Logue is grounded, you’re the man now dog, Dark Shadows returns… Read more
Jan. 1-7: Dennis Quaid fights Japanese internment, Mayim Bialik gets a show, talk shows get a daily wrap-up, Julia Stiles can’t dance, Nicolas Cage is a witch hunter, Benicio del Toro fights the cartels, Gwyneth Paltrow sings country, Jim Carrey… Read more
Dec. 25-31: Sean Connery is back in Russia, with love; Geoffrey Rush is a professional pervert; just when he thought he was out, Pacino’s back in; Harvey Weinstein does bad things to pretty horses; Colin Firth is the queen’s dad;… Read more
Dec. 18-24: Marge fights Itchy and Scratchy, Dracula in updated for Y2K, vanities are bonfired, Sandra Bullock is Miss New Jersey, Jeff Bridges is a cowboy, James L. Brooks fails at romantic comedy, Nicolas Cage is a family man, and… Read more
Dec. 11-17: Mel Brooks is a talking toilet, Cher is a cool mom, Mark Wahlberg punches cahs in Hahvad Yad, the 2000 election is finally over, Natalie Portman is dancing like crazy, Ashton Kutcher can’t find his car, David Spade… Read more
Dec. 4-10: Charlie Sheen vs. Dirty Harry, Tom Hanks is in the five-timers club, we are disappointed by dungeons and also dragons, Meg Ryan and Russell Crowe are scandalous, Japan shows us how the Hunger Games are done, Johnny Depp… Read more
Nov. 27-Dec. 3: See robots fighting, James Caan is involuntarily quarantined, Korean ninja in the ol’ west, Robert Durst’s prequel, the U.S. is queer as folk, dinosaurs of chicken, girl you know it’s true Milli Vanilli wasn’t singing, Falcon plays… Read more
Nov. 20-26: Madonna is too hot for MTV; sequels for three men, 101 dogs, and a predator; Jake Gyllenhaal deals drugs, Samuel L. Jackson is a supervillain, Cher camps it up, the Wu Tang clan give advice, George Carlin loves… Read more
Nov. 13-19: An evil clown lurks on television, Arnold gets cloned, the Grinch goes big, Community gets conspiratorial, Elizabeth Banks breaks out of jail, Tom Green gets weird on SNL, Harry Potter hits the road, and Macaulay Culkin stars in… Read more
Nov. 6-12: The internet is born, Jeremy Irons is rich and creepy, Creed tries to hug you, Homer is a mascot, Norman Bates begins, Mark Ruffalo is a deadbeat, Val Kilmer goes to space, a boy falls in love with… Read more
Oct. 30-Nov. 5: Frankenstein fights a time traveler, Prince makes a sequel, two hip-hop milestones, Will Smith is magic, Naomi Watts is a spy, Megamind tries to give up villainy, everyone gets together for colored girls, and Tim Robbins is… Read more