Now that Titanfall is presumably eating up everyone’s time on PC and Xbox One, we kick off our fifty-fifth show with what may be our shortest Top 5 yet, about the weirdest mechs we could think of. There’s also some talk about Dark Souls II and (naturally) Titanfall, some getting grossed out at Chris’ obscene texting (and also at the Shaq-Fu sequel), and then a look at what you’d do if you could turn any TV show into a game.
[CLASSIC LASER] Shameless marketing collides with painfully urban music – HIP HOP HOORAY!
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Henry is back in town with tales to share about visiting DC’s west coast office, plus catching up on a ton of comics news, what we’ve been reading, and much, much more…
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Throughout 2014 I plan to watch the entire Hanna-Barbera Godzilla cartoon, take snapshots of it and then barf about it on Laser Time. Do I – or you – have the fortitude to see this through?
After murdering a one-of-a-kind prehistoric bird (via underwater suffocation, no less!), Godzilla and the Gang head to San Francisco in search of, um, a science conference I think? Continue reading »
In case the title didn’t give it away, this week we honor the arrival of South Park: The Stick of Truth with a Top 5 about other games based on basic-cable TV shows, and somehow manage to mess even that up by including a network show! Can you imagine? Also, Anne busts out another “guess the game by its Steam reviews” game, and we give a listen to some of your favorite victory sounds.
COMIC REVIEWS!!!!
This week Moon Knight returns to New York City, and Mark Millar sends us into the stars with Starlight! Continue reading »
If the first 15 weren’t enough – I’ve got 12 more just sitting in a folder! Continue reading »
If you couldn’t get enough of Sho Kosugi and his nunchuck wielding spawn in Revenge of the Ninja, then you are going to LOVE Nine Deaths of the Ninja, which is just about as nonsensical as its name and is the world’s only movie to have paid the actors per word. That, at least, is the conclusion you’ll arrive at when a grand total of 10 lines has been uttered by the 30 minute mark, half of which have been shoddy puns and the other half have been sleazy pick-up lines that start at cringey and work their way up to being worthy of a restraining order and can of pepper spray.
You get what you pay for: Premium channels and pay-per-view have existed for longer than you’d think, but is it all about to vanish? Take a deep and dorky dive into the history of pay television…
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“We have lived through dark days, and there are no doubt more to come” – The Batmobile
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